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Sweet-Jolly-Fucking-Ranchers

A phrase you say when you feel someones mother should have swallowed them instead
"Go clean your room!"
"SWEET-JOLLY-FUCKING-RANCHERS!"
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Betty barrel racer

A barrel racer that shows up late but expects everyone to cater to her. This can including sniveling about not being able to park where she wants, not getting the draw number/time slot she wanted, or other benign issues that she caused herself. She will want to talk to the producer!

Basically a Karen for barrel racers.
Oh, she’s mad because someone took the parking closer to the building so she’s being a Betty barrel racer.
by NotaBetty April 5, 2021
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Cojones Rancheros

Wrapping one's testicles in a soft corn tortilla while adding a dash of hot sauce after which thrusting it in another's mouth.
My girlfriend had a taste for Taco Bell last night but it was closed so I got out the tortillas and hot sauce and she ate my cojones rancheros.
by Rancher69 July 19, 2010
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love rance

a guy in da bay famous for a song called " beat tha pussy up" ..... you know what he likes
girl: heyb love rance is coming to san ho!
other girl: woo hoo i hope he beats up a puss
by baybay6 September 21, 2011
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yellow ranger

The only Power Ranger that changed from a woman in the normal scenes to a man in the fight scenes.
"Hey, how come the pink ranger's wearing a skirt in the fight scenes but the yellow ranger isn't?"
by Alex7 November 29, 2007
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boy racer

A level headed young male between the age of 17-25 who sensibly makes modifications to his vehicle to improve performance. The use of offensive stickers, spoliers borrowed from British Airways, clear tail-lights that give you a headache and practical rims that cost more than the car are all well implemented by the boy racer. As all boy racers are aware, such modifications make a car not only cool but endlessly faster. Most boy racers obtain this valuable information from such reliable sources as their mates.

Boy racers are also known to drive recklessly, as doing so clearly helps in impressing the opposite sex and compensating for sexual inadequacy. The effect that this has on sensible motorists and elderly pedestrians is generally not taken into consideration. It is not a widely held belief amongst boy racers that motorists will eventually tire of them and encourage them off the road with a nudge from a pick-up truck, or pedestrains will get a sudden surge of adrenaline and hurl a rock through their window and/or plastic spoiler. However, some motorists theorise this will happen.

In conclusion, boy racers make excellent 'airfix' style modifications to their vehicle and spend an admiral amount of time and money modifying a cheap, crappy car with a small engine. Srangely, these modifications never seem to improve performance. They also drive with extreme charisma, few people could claim to handle a vehicle with such spectacular incompetance.

Just don't ask them to change the oil filter, drive up an incline or reverse a trailer.
Typical boy racer: A young lad possesing a greater amount of hair wax than brain cells, in posession of a Citroen Saxo 1.1 litre which his mother has paid for and has sensibly had the kind of money spent on it with which you could conceivably buy a decent car.
by Electric_blues September 14, 2008
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Nigger Ranger

Nick got a job as a Nigger Ranger at the prison.
by duke dynomite February 26, 2009
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