An unremarkable, dumpy looking girl or guy. Usually short and round. Typically you will have a friend who is inexplicably attracted to a potato and spend an inordinate amount of time chasing the potato.Usually giving the excuse that she/ he has a great personality or attributes no one else can see
Dude why are you obsessing over this girl, she’s just a potato. No she has an incredible personality.
by Upenn 13 May 21, 2019
Get the Potatomug. The sensational food with flavorful flavor. People often refer to potato’s as supercalifragalisticexpealidocious or yummy when they eat them. An alternate word for potato is scrub. I disagree with this as scrub does not fit with the extraordinary taste of potato’s. I would recommend carrying a potato around with you at all times just I case you are in urgent need of a snack. Or if a friend asks you for a snack on the go you will pull out a irresistible potato and your friend will not be able to believe their eyes.”A potato!!!”, They would cry with tears of joy,”Thank you for quenching my hunger! It tastes very, veeeeeery good.” Potato’s produce potato chips, mashed potato a place in your heart, and french fries.
by Tragicc February 16, 2019
Get the Potatomug. And if a nigga got a problem, bitch, I got the four pound
Put a potato on the barrel, bitch, it won't make a sound
-Comethazine
Put a potato on the barrel, bitch, it won't make a sound
-Comethazine
by Bs11111111111 August 27, 2019
Get the Potatomug. 
