shittin' the ponce's pisser

a crappy outing

Ever since Chris Young ate at Ponce's he has been shittin' the ponce's pisser.

by Tony Wadd May 16, 2009

telephone pisser

A person who pees while on the phone.

Person 1: What did you do last night ?
Person 2: Oh, i just talked on the phone with my cousin. He's a telephone pisser.

by funamazinggirl November 26, 2009

rushing the pisser

Undue harassment of someone using the urinal, trying to get them to hurry up

Tom: "Hey, aren't you done in there yet? I gotta go!"
Dick: "Geez, hold on, I'll be out in a minute!"
Tom: "Well, hurry up, I'm about to pop out here!"
Harry: "Alright, that's enough, no rushing the pisser!"

by smendler September 29, 2013

Brunswick Pisser

1. A mythical figure roaming the streets of Brunswick, Ohio, pisssing on anything and everything.
2. A fabricated urban legend or non-existent TikTok trend used to make a viral online phenomenon sound local.

"Are you the Brunswick Pisser?"

by Brunswick_PIsser September 23, 2025

Pisser pistol

The process of shooting out bullets of cum with a brief time period between, similar to how a semi-automatic pistol shoots. This is whilst you are sitting on the toilet pissing.

She was surprised when I pulled my new move, the pisser pistol in the costco bathroom.

by Grumblebottom January 12, 2025

pisser

slang for "pistol" from internet censorship.

"pisser on my hip like im a cop 'ya 'ya, have you ever met a real ni**a rockstar ?
this aint no guitar B**** this a glock 'ya'ya'ya"

by tf123yayaya April 9, 2022

Annoying Pisser

That team picking back to back in a fantasy football draft and lets the clock tick down to 1 second for each pick.

If you're ever in a draft with a team named 'Philly's Finest", watch out, he's an Annoying Pisser!

by KandKx2 July 21, 2022