Peasant pad

Another name for gamepad or controller used by some PC elitists.

Get the fuck out of here with that filthy peasant pad, use a keyboard and mouse or go play on your shitbox or gaystation.

by EngineerDude October 2, 2020

Your descendants peasants

A comeback so bad that it can erase any being from existence with a single use. It is primarily used by North Korea as their trump card (get it?).

Matt: your mom gay
Joe: your granny tranny
Matt: your ancestors incestors
Joe: 'your descendants peasants'

*Matt slowly starts dying due to external and internal damage and his soul is taken to the depths of the Underworld where Hades assigns a special punishment whereby his soul will be razed by the Three Furies for eternity.*

by Ladies Dildoman May 20, 2018

Naughty peasants

A group of friends that are bad behaved in their fathers eyes, but really they just love jesus and want to serve him. But they are so awesome and usually come in groups of four. Some of them may be gay or look gay but that what makes them so cool. They all have so much love for each other and even if they stop talking for a while you know they’ll always be best friends

Girl 1: those girls are such naughty peasants!
Girl 2: i know right, they’re so cool.

Girl 1: *hmph, I want to be a naughty peasant
Girl 2: *sigh* I wish

by Edieeee November 3, 2019

Peasant

A person with no money lives on the streets with no family but is a really kind, funny,caring, person and the person who calls u a peasant are jealous that u have a better life than them 👍

You are a stuck up peasant!

by Mary and her disciples February 15, 2017

Yesn't Peasant

The ultimate strategy to put peasants back in their place. The culmination and finalized, more refined version of the comeback "no u".

Bob: UR MUM GAE, LOL
Dylan: no u
Bob: yesn't I'nt
Jeff: yesn't thou
Dylan: YESN'T PEASANT

Almost immediately, Jeff and Bob have their lives flash before their eyes, and within an instant of lacerations appearing and corroding skin, wail in terror realizing their mistake before being silenced.

by getwiththetimes July 6, 2019

Peasant

Person of low social status more commonly a bottom feeder or unemployed bum as Australians ever so graciously like to address them as such.

Ddubs you peasant, Don't call my boy Swell a peasant ya bloody pelican!

by Nick_richard22 February 6, 2021

Peasant Poop

When someone in the 21st century takes a dump without a bidet.

Grow up Janet, it's 2024. How are you still taking peasant poops? Get a bidet so you don't get stink ass.

by Gigitigardner April 11, 2024