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packet shapper

A packet shapper is any kind of software that regulates the internet usages. Check to see if it's loaded on the fire wall if you gets disconnect a lot.
I told him to check with his IT people top see if there is a packet shapper loaded on their fire wall. A packet shapper is any kind of software that regulates the internet usages.
by JaquesPascarella May 13, 2015
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EL Packete De EMinems LLego

EL Packete De EMinems LLego
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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025
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packet asses

A bunch of people or (group of people) being a bunch of asswholes
Those guys were being a bunch of packet asses.
by Welchling July 19, 2015
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implementation packet

A tool used to control and torture unsuspecting college graduates with degrees in technical fields. Long term exposure causes uncontrollable outbursts of the word "Alrighty".
New Analyst: "Holy shit! That guys butt started bleeding!"
Seasoned Analyst: "Don't worry about it. He's just been working on an implementation packet."
by Johnathan Burbridge September 4, 2007
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Volcano packet

When you rip off the tip of a man’s penis and watch the blood spurt out
“Wow, bro I can’t believe she volcano packeted you!”

Yeah man, she ripped it clean off”
by Boinkysploinkey February 4, 2022
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I WILL SEND PACKETS

A term (Minecraft) players use to jokingly toy with someone who is lagging or is gaining above average latency. Commonly used with "gigahertz" and "gigashits" to add an extra veil of tomfoolery. Used in mocking manner.

Popularized in summer of 2024.
(If Person2 is experiencing slight latency issues, and is projected to experience extreme exponential growth of latency):
Person1: I will send packets!!!!!!!1111!
Person2: 😭
Person1: I WILL SEND 5000 GIGAHERTZ AND GIGASHITS
Person2: 😭
(If Person2 is already experiencing extreme latency):
Person1: I just sent packets
Person2: 😭
by crescending December 4, 2024
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