nobber

Someone who should be backhanded for being a dick

What the fuck was the nobber playing at

by jim jimlyjimson June 13, 2007

Barnes & Nobled

Having to desperately take a shit and the only place around to use a bathroom is Barnes & Noble. Having to take a shit so bad you can't think straight.

Nathan Barnes & Nobled after eating too many burgers from A&W.

by lolgoodtimes July 22, 2009

NOBLE KNIGHTS

The Almighty Noble Knight Nation started on Huron and Noble in Chicago IL then moved operations to the corner of 14th St. & 51st Ct. in Cicero IL. Their colors are black and royal blue and are a part of the People Nation. Allies have included the 12th St. Players, Latin Angels, Arch Dukes, etc. Main rivals have included: The Two Two Boys, Two Six, La Razas, Sin City Boys, etc. This street gang was Cicero's largest in the 80's...

noble, knights, almighty, cicero, illinois, noble knights

by CiceroNobleKnight February 11, 2009

Nobblecock

Nobblecock: when one grabs the stem of the penis so hard that the bellend swells up and turns red like a balloon.

When i was in the shower i strangled my penis and the bellend went red, it looked like a nobblecock.

I love choking my girlfriend with my nobblecock.

I bet that kid has a dirty nobblecock.

by Nobblecock January 13, 2010

nubblesaurus

someone so nub they need to be described as a nub dinosaur because they are such a huge fucking nub

nubblesaurus:omg that was so bs u fuking haker
me:stfu you nubblesaurus, you're just jealous of my mad skills, kthxstfu

by Andy July 26, 2004

cob nobbler

n: Loser

From the grunge speak hoax printed in the NY times. They asked an employee of Sub-Pop records if there was any grunge slang in Seattle, she made some up, and they printed it, thinking it was real.

That editor from the New York Times is a cob nobbler.

by Electrorocket May 29, 2009

nibbler

One of a species of incredibly old, incredibly intelligent, incredibly cute ravenous monsters. Their mortal enemies are the Brainspawn.

My species is long lived, and are celebrated poopers. - Nibbler

by Wonko February 16, 2004