When you go for a shit and after you've finished it takes many and much toilet tissue to get a clean result. As opposed to a good clean shit where you are claps shut with no residue to smear about
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Get the cum wipers mug.A person who uses an excessive amount of toilet paper in a public restroom. Usually covers the seat with layers of TP. Also, hangs TP on the stall door jamb thinking people will peek-in whilst dropping a deuce. Then, leaves TP for the next guy to dispose of the mess.
by iatebreakfast September 1, 2016
Get the mad wiper mug.Fan Wiper (n.): used as an insult; allergens and dust particles get caught within the blades of the fan. If you are a person who suffers from allergies, you understand how unpleasant these particles can be. now as a fan wiper, you have the duties of collecting the dust and therefor getting stuck with it yourself while the fan gets to enjoy the bliss of being clean and dust free.
by Pop Fizz May 28, 2008
Get the Fan Wiper mug.A man that whips from the back of his crack towards his nutsack after taking a shit. Can also be known as shit nuts.
“Fuck me did you get stuck talking to that bloke about water proofing as well? Bloke was such a front wiper”
by Tigerred July 7, 2020
Get the Front wiper mug.When you give a guy a handjob and he cums all over his stomach and you take the ejaculatories and spread it like a good piece of buttered toast with the erect penis back and forth like a windshield wiper on his stomach.
Damn, this bitch gave me a windshield wiper this morning and the crusty cum is falling off me like dander of stripper
by Angry trouser trout May 27, 2021
Get the Windshield Wiper mug.When a girl shits on your dick while giving backshots so you touch butts and clean the shit off of yourself and her with Fiji water
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