Marlissa

Marlissa is actually the most annoying person in the world. shes kinda dumb and has no eyebrows. she sucks at the fortnite default dance even though she thinks shes's good at it. and her crushes are squidward (her uncle) and cole sprouse. she loves eating ramen noodles and she will never find a boyfriend because nobody loves her. jk shes's amazing and you will never find a better cutie

"is that marlissa coming?"
"ew yes run away fast omg"

by ilovefortniteyeehaw March 8, 2019

angry marlin

Putting two fingers in a girl's mouth and two fingers in her vagina. Then raising her above your head and shaking her violently to resemble a Marlin flopping in the air

Guy: dude you see that girl over there?
Friend: yeah?
Guy: I totally made her an angry Marlin last night

by Hairless wonder November 16, 2015

One eyed marlin

When a man deposites a pearly white steamer into the eye of an unsuspecting skank and she covers her eye and is fish hooked simultaneously

After a night of serious drinking and rock bottom trivia... GiGi walked in on Ben giving Margo a one eyed marlin.

by Mason127 March 9, 2010

Blue marlin

A person who is almost but not a cunt, also known as a dickhead.

Oi, blue marlin

by Nutty nut face June 25, 2014

martins pizza

a fagit that walks around school in a red pizza delivery jacket and peels of a layer of pizza of his face then serves it

martin pizza is at 1-800-martinspizza www.martinspizza.com

by stefan the pimp punk May 6, 2004

Marlina

A whore who likes to sell herself on Manchester street in the weekends

Omg! Is that a tranny hooker? Oh wait no it’s just Marlina

by bbc4lifehunny April 2, 2020

Merlins Beard

Where one ejaculates onto one's partners face, leaving them with a beard dripping from their chin

1.

Dave: I was with this girl last night.
Tim: Oh yeah, how'd it go?
Dave: Got a blowjob
Tim: Did she swallow?
Dave: no, mate she likes it with a Merlins Beard
Tim: ......
Dave: Yeah....

2.

Steve: Want me to pull out?
Daisy: yeah, give me a Merlins Beard

by Jimmy Buttcracker August 20, 2013