Marathon In Kabul

This is an intense exercise where you have to run a full lap around Kabul Airport in Afghanistan without getting shot by the Taliban.

I was the first man to Marathon In Kabul.

by real_men_uber rick August 23, 2021

running the marathon

A female with an exceptionally nice ass.

Derived from the term "its a tight race".

"Damn... she has a nice ass"
"Yeah man, she's running the marathon"

by Robert Schinkleheimerjosefinem December 16, 2008

Grape marathon

This is a drink made with grape vodka and red bull.

Can I have a grape marathon?

by Hawthorne place May 25, 2013

night-marathon

A series of bad dreams in a single night.

"I slept terribly, as I suffered from a night-marathon."

by rickbbiking April 21, 2013

Marathoner

A person who has run more than 6 marathons, and/or has shit themselves during at least two races

Wow, Prancis finally became a marathoner

by Janet Butterworth November 4, 2023

daisy marathon

Similar to a daisy chain a daisy marathon is raising to see who can make the other cum first in a threesome.

"Don't bother challenging me in a daisy marathon ive got a good pair of lips on me."

by DangerBunnyAttac April 18, 2018

Din-marathon

This is a professional activity that includes Collecting Navel Fluff, Extreme Ironing. Mooing ,Beetle Fighting Collecting In-Flight Sick Bags, Toy voyaging, Soap Carving and Quidditch and must be completed before the harvest moon.

John: Hey you do you have any goals
Max: Yeah I really want to become a din-marathon

by It is a real thing February 22, 2022