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Kraven's Law

The act of making eye contact with yourself in the mirror while masturbating for longer than a second and half that you are in fact gay.
Man 1: Did you hear that nasty motherfucker jerked off in the mirror?
Man 2: I heard it made eye contact with himself.
Man 1: Fucking Kraven's Law man.
by xBishop June 27, 2010
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kaves

Best MMC, Lunar, Viper, Faithful, Sage, MineHQ, Kohi | Closet Cheater.

User will bypass any ban ever.
If you keep cheating, you will be like kaves.
by Onslatt November 13, 2020
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Knives

Something that is quiet often sticking out of "some cunts face"......weather or not that "cunt" is you.......who knows...
Knives cause pain.............wwwwwWWHHHHHOOOOOOHHHHOOOOooooo!
by penis-vagina February 25, 2005
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steal your knives

to have sex with a virgin, to cause a female to lose her virginity
equivalent to pop your cherry.

example:
marc: i want to pop adrienne's cherry!
henry: what, you havent stolen her knives yet??
tobyn: what a fine piece of ass madeleine is!
JT: i know, i'd steal her knives any day!

"i'm about to steal your knives."
by abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz! January 5, 2009
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Knape

Someone who doesn't mind his own business.
A "busy body" with no life of their own
No sense of humour and no understanding of fun
That David Knape is a real Knape
by Doodoo xxx June 2, 2011
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Khaver

Arsehole. Like, absolute cunt. Hope he chokes on a donkey dick. The fucking dingle.
by Johnnyfromdonny12345 January 17, 2017
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kaven

He is the meanist person alive I hate him he will treat you like cap he will reject evryone
Kaven will disrespect you
by kyleifh September 17, 2016
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