Butterfly Keyboard

Apple's thinnest and newest keyboard mechanism for their laptops. The lifespan of the keyboard is literally like a butterfly\'s however. Every few weeks or even months after a replacement, you'll probably have to get another replacement for your $1200 to $3000 MacBook Pro. It only takes a single speck of dust can kill the butterfly keyboard.

Man this fucking butterfly keyboard has a ton sticky keys, along with it thinking that I pressed a key twice. Time to call up Apple!

by bush did 911 December 24, 2018

dirty kaydon

Kaydon is an ugly motherfucker

Dirty kaydon is ugly as fuck

by MyPpInYourBum April 29, 2020

101st keyboard brigade

n A name given to those who are tough guys when commenting anonymously on internet boards.

Oh great, a flamewar has begun. Looks like the 101st Keyboard Brigade has arrived!!

by estiban_acronym August 4, 2004

kendoka

Very awesome people are called Kendoka , the're people that practice kendo , they are so skillfull , so hot , male kendokas has the biggest boners ever , and female kendokas are the hottest chicks ever, if you see a Kendoka show respect otherwise he can get angry and chop your head off , If you know a kendoka be his friend , believe me you dont wanna mess up with a Kendoka .

My advices are

You have to pay kendokas if you dont you will suffer.
A kendoka has all the rights to do whatever he wants otherwise he gets to kill you.
Kendokas are mammals so they need money.

Guys A & B : let's rob that b4stard!
Kendoka : I practice Kendo .
GUys A & B : OMG he is a kendoka , (then they shot themselves.)

by darkskilled December 2, 2007

Keyboard Mashing

Keyboard Mashing is, essentially the result of someone mashing their keyboard in certain circumstances. Such as in times of frustration, anger, boredom, an attempt to relieve stress or due to a violent spasm in the typist's hands and arms. This generally occurs in chatrooms or on chat programs, such as MSN, IRC, AIM etc.

RandomMSNnick #1 says:
Hey dude, what've you been up to today?

RandomMSNnick #2 says:
fghjfghjas da874r

RandomMSNnick #1 says:
Been that kinda day, huh? Ain't seen you Keyboard Mashing in a while..

by Iron_Demon October 8, 2005

Keyboard Warrior

someone who is weak and used their phone as a social crutch, he/she will say shit online and/or behind your back but not to your face.

"She is such a keyboard warrior" "Weak ass bitch"

by Candy182829 January 23, 2015

Keyboard cowboy

The sarcastic,combative,and apparently omnipotent self-appointed expert on any topic of discussion.
The keyboard cowboy has a unique knack for butting into civil,informative discussions and reducing them to good ol'fashioned internet flame wars.
The keyboard cowboy has singlehandedly taken nearly every 'net bulletin board down several IQ points.

Rocketrob40 is fast becoming known as a lame keyboard cowboy

by Rob bites October 16, 2008