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Very awesome people are called Kendoka , the're people that practice kendo , they are so skillfull , so hot , male kendokas has the biggest boners ever , and female kendokas are the hottest chicks ever, if you see a Kendoka show respect otherwise he can get angry and chop your head off , If you know a kendoka be his friend , believe me you dont wanna mess up with a Kendoka .

My advices are

You have to pay kendokas if you dont you will suffer.
A kendoka has all the rights to do whatever he wants otherwise he gets to kill you.
Kendokas are mammals so they need money.

Guys A & B : let's rob that b4stard!
Kendoka : I practice Kendo .
GUys A & B : OMG he is a kendoka , (then they shot themselves.)

kendoka by darkskilled December 2, 2007

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kendoalt

i person who likes mother fucking water

kendoalt likes water mother fuckers

kendoalt by kendoalt November 16, 2020

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kendoka • kendo kaponi • kendoalt • Kendokitten • Kendora • Kendorable

Kendorable

rusher term for adorable, usually for Kendall Schmidt of Big Time Rush.

Isn't Kendall Schmidt the most kendorable person you've ever met?

Kendorable by Gea Henderson November 27, 2012

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Kendokitten

Kendokitten is a awesome TikToker!!

Kendokitten is so sweet,

they will be very worried about you once you become friends with them.

They're very worried about you when somethings wrong with you! <33

Defend them from Dn jokes. 🤞‼️
They love cats! Jirou kin!

"Kendokitten is a awesome Tiktoker, they are definitely The best mutuals you could ever have."

Kendokitten by Homojirou May 31, 2021

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Kendora

Has a lot of personality and love to chill alone but will be the life of the party any day . They have a good sense of humor and they love to make people feel good . They are the best people ever to have as a best friend and will always be loyal no matter what happens.They have a very strong personality which usually leads to fame and success in the future . They aren't very open people and tend to close off a lot boot them selfs but will love you and care for you in their heart deeply.

The best person to be friends with is Kendora

Kendora by kennyx_q November 23, 2021

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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