A man that loves the balls and cock so much that they are a ball juggler and cock monger at the same time.
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A method of masturbation using two hands. The 'juggler' strokes outwards with one hand at a time in quick succession, imitation a lateral imitation of the skill of the same name.
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I asked Frank what would happen if the Prime Minister played a happy slapper prank on the minister of justice and he went on for at least ten minutes just trying to figure out what to say, man academic juggling sucks.
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1. Thadeus: ''Shit, man! I gotta put a stop to all the johnson-juggling. This is the 6th time this year I've had to get my spectacles prescription renewed''.
Alvin: ''I know, let's invent the 'johnson-juggling challenge!''
Thadeus: ''What the hell's that!?''
Alvin: ''Well basically it requires one to punish himself for any acts of johnson-juggling that he indulges in. The punsihment is that for each act of johnson-juggling that one indulges in, one must buy his opponent in the johnson-juggling challenge a beer at the next meeting''.
Thadeus: ''Awesome. Let's do it.
Note. Thadeus was tighter than 2 coats of paint. There was no way he was going to be buying Alvin beers. But...he was an honest guy so he just quit the johnson-juggling and saved himself the cash. IMPORTANTLY acts of johnson-juggling performed by a female are unpunishable.
Alvin: ''I know, let's invent the 'johnson-juggling challenge!''
Thadeus: ''What the hell's that!?''
Alvin: ''Well basically it requires one to punish himself for any acts of johnson-juggling that he indulges in. The punsihment is that for each act of johnson-juggling that one indulges in, one must buy his opponent in the johnson-juggling challenge a beer at the next meeting''.
Thadeus: ''Awesome. Let's do it.
Note. Thadeus was tighter than 2 coats of paint. There was no way he was going to be buying Alvin beers. But...he was an honest guy so he just quit the johnson-juggling and saved himself the cash. IMPORTANTLY acts of johnson-juggling performed by a female are unpunishable.
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Made famous by Ryan Reynolds in Blade Trinity.
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