A guy who will always stab you in the back no matter how much you give him. He doesn’t know what he wants and life and will do everything in his power to not work a minute. He is lazy and has a big ego that gets in his way. He is normally short and has a small dick.
by Forbiddenhoney November 12, 2019

A soulmate. A sexy man who is. Confident in the sheets. .a future .has lots of love to give risk taker
by Lysm October 12, 2020

A fucking Cunt that thinks his all that, always in other people peoples girlfriends dm’s always lying to females.
by Riccdic June 18, 2020

Person 1: ugh he's such a Joey
Person 2: I know right? look at those arms... but where's his brain?
Person 1: definitely between his legs. In the wrong head.
Person 2: I know right? look at those arms... but where's his brain?
Person 1: definitely between his legs. In the wrong head.
by The only guy thats sane-ish September 27, 2018

A "Joey" is a mentally ill teen (non- binary or sum shit like that) who has a couple of friends,like 2/4 ppl max who dyes their hair like nothing and who have serious problems w attachment/mommy/daddy issues
Mostly introverted I think
Mostly introverted I think
by Swiffer<3 November 21, 2021

by pee and poop kink August 7, 2019

A Joey is a hardcore Asian weeb that's hardcore enough to name himself after Joseph Joestar from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure but dumb enough to not realize that his auto-correct was on.
Human one:"Who the fuck is Joey?"
Human two:"The one that's playing his weeb anime music over there."
Human two:"The one that's playing his weeb anime music over there."
by NucleaRColaX May 20, 2020
