Watch out for Handsy the Invisible Man after 4 Kettle One and Tonic's...he has 8 arms and will probably feel up your wife or grab some girl's tits along the way...
by B. Hanback January 17, 2009
Get the Handsy the Invisible Manmug. by chrissyal January 16, 2006
Get the Invisible lead soupmug. Barbara's boyfriend couldn't make it that night, and with her being horny, she had to resort to playing the invisible banjo.
by darfieldboy June 8, 2011
Get the Playing the Invisible banjomug. When a person becomes sexually excited while discussing economics, especially Adam Smith's traditional economic theory of the invisible hand.
When Cody passionately rambled on about economics, his friends told him to quit masturbating with the invisible hand and learn how to play sports.
by goldman or bust May 8, 2010
Get the Masturbating with the Invisible Handmug. The man in the sky that supposedly created everything. Has a zombie son born of a virgin.
Used by people to mock those who let their religion dictate their lives, and who try using said religion as an excuse to be utter dicks to everyone else.
Used by people to mock those who let their religion dictate their lives, and who try using said religion as an excuse to be utter dicks to everyone else.
Tell someone there's an invisible sky daddy, they'll believe you. Tell someone the paint is wet, and they'll touch it because they don't believe you.
by Intelligence001 August 28, 2019
Get the invisible sky daddymug. by Troytheboytoy July 22, 2009
Get the Invisible Four Eyesmug. the action of taking your best friend, and then hiring two people to kill them. The purpose of this action is so that you can personally obtain your private ambitions without feeling the guilt of actually murdering your closest friend and his friends and/or family.
by kjaxdasdsdasda May 6, 2009
Get the invisible bloody handsmug.