front bumpers

Scotish slang for breasts, tits, boobies, etc.
"Hey, Check out the Front Bumpers on that!"
by Haggis February 19, 2005
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Hard Front

Where You Sell Drugs
Yo G Ill Meet Ya At Da Hard Front. Aight Cool Homie
by Dee-Link May 16, 2008
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Front Parlor

The area just above a man's penis, where the greatest number of pubes are
Man, did you see Sean's front parlor. He had a load of pubes.
by bigmanwitdagat December 08, 2022
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fronts and bumps

Another saying for traffic.

Sitting in traffic, all you see are fronts and bumpers of cars, shorten that and you have "fronts and bumps".

Can also be used to describe anything unsatisfactory.
"Sorry I was late, it was all fronts and bumps on 101."

"Man, this party is all fronts and bumps. Let's get out of here."
by aftertheprequel March 04, 2010
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Front-story

Purposefully creating a large chunk of back-story which has a different tone to a character's defined personality in order to justify a sudden change in behaviour. Often when a character is about to be written out of a TV series.
They just added a load of front-story to her character, she's obviously going to be written out.

Tonight's episode brought in a whole load of front-story.
by admiral martinson November 02, 2010
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Front Blanket

When performing coitus, and individual finishing on their partners chest (with consent).
Babe I’m cold, can you give me a front blanket!
by TylerwithanA February 21, 2021
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russian front

1. The one threat that works against Colonels.
Expecally Klink
2. Fuck That Place
I want this mans name and transfer him to the russian front
by FieldMedic January 10, 2017
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