doody pooty

the act of feeling like an Asshole; feeling down; a random word that shows you are upset; synonym for crap

Jimmy got an F on his test and felt like a doody pooty.
Jimmy just took a nasty dooty pooty.

by pantoliano July 28, 2009

School doodie

A piece of fecal matter or doodie made in school as opposed to home or some other place, generally it is left in the toilet for other students viewing.

Hey Matt did you see that school doodie in stall 5 today he could have done his doodie at home.

Marsha did you see all the school doodie in the bathroom today, I have to go earlier in the day or hold my doodie till I get home. I know that girl must have had corn for dinner last night.

by MattRat September 8, 2011

doody pies

Nasty lookin hoe, stain on shirt, or actual poop.

1. "Damn ho, yo ass look like doody pies!"

2. "You got some doody pies on your lip."

3. "I just unloaded some massive doody pies son!"

by Mr. Skeeter March 23, 2005

doody dungeon

The ass, the anus, the poop chute, the bosco boulevard, the hershey highway, the bunghole, the browneye, the colon, poop tube, shit storage, etc.

Mark loves it when he slaps peanut butter on his asshole and spreads his cheeks for Rover.

by Mikey G October 3, 2003

doodie dust

the little remnants of poop left in the toilet after a flush

I was going to use the toilet at work, but it still had someone's doodie dust in it.

by lillyvz May 21, 2011

doodie bopping

When one inserts a penis into another's poop chute.

"Don't worry mom. I can't get pregnant from doodie bopping!

by A. Naidoo May 21, 2008

toodie doodie

Exclamatory phrase used upon first seeing a hermit crab held by a large college student.

(pause)...(pause)...(pause)...Toodie doodie!!!!!

by seanickyle! January 25, 2009