The act of shitting on a partners neck and covering the neck in it. Like that brown scarf Matt Damon wore in some old forgotten movie.
Person#1:Haha dude I gave your mom a Matt Damon Scarf.
Person#2:Suprise bitch I gave your dad one too.
Person#1:Fuck you
Person#2:Suprise bitch I gave your dad one too.
Person#1:Fuck you
by Anonymous Magic Man December 12, 2009
Get the Matt Damon Scarfmug. A situation where one partner in a couple has ended the relationship by dating, and having immediate intimate relations with a new person of perceived higher social status.
See trading up
See trading up
Frank: Are Sandra and Kasey still together?
Jim: No, I hear she's dating some 25 year old brain surgeon. He's loaded plus he looks like a male model. Word on the street is he took her to Mexico for the weekend.
Frank: Wow. Well, she's fucking Matt Damon.
Jim: No, I hear she's dating some 25 year old brain surgeon. He's loaded plus he looks like a male model. Word on the street is he took her to Mexico for the weekend.
Frank: Wow. Well, she's fucking Matt Damon.
by Knowmadd April 11, 2008
Get the She's fucking Matt Damonmug. An expression, depicting the desire for progression to another task, derived from the recent viral video war between Jimmy Kimmel and Matt Damon as facilitated by Kimmel's girlfriend Sarah Silverman.
"Halo 3's played out. Let's put down the guitar and f*ck Matt Damon."
"Sure. Wait? What the f*ck did you just say?"
,or,
Dude, you're always skipping from one thing to the next. For once could you just hold on to the guitar and NOT f*ck Matt Damon!
"Sure. Wait? What the f*ck did you just say?"
,or,
Dude, you're always skipping from one thing to the next. For once could you just hold on to the guitar and NOT f*ck Matt Damon!
by Derek Weyhrauch February 27, 2008
Get the Let's put down the guitar and f*ck Matt Damonmug. God dam this nig is so Down syndrome that it makes a autistic person look normal he’s such a waste of sperm and sound like when he was born his voice box got involved with a boxing Mach and the Ukrainian war
by Janeohenepshshe July 31, 2022
Get the Damon Drivermug. Damon is a kind compassionate guy. He falls in love eazly. But now he is suck of one girl. You will never meet a guy as he. He hates himself and generally is depressing
by Teitoku November 30, 2019
Get the Damonmug. IDGAF WHAT ANYONE ELSE SAYS, DAMON DID NOT!!!!!!!!! I REPEAT DID NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RAPE CAROLINE FORBES. SHE WAS COMPELLED TO LET HIM FEED ON HER AND TO NOT TELL ANONE BUT HE DIDN'T FORCE HER TO HAVE SEGGS WITH HIM. IDIOTS.
by Shameless_TVD September 9, 2021
Get the Damon Salvatoremug. The strongest couple there is , these two are inseparable. No matter how much they fight or ignore each other they will always find there way back to each other. If you ever get the chance to see them you instantly feel the love between them. Damon is the affectionate one which some may think he loves chloe more, but deep down chloe can not live with out him. Chloe is mildly insecure and always questions his love because she is terrified of the thought of him leaving her. Even if they break up they will constantly compare there other relationships to the one they once had with each other. If damon or chloe ever gets to meet the other, fight for each other and know no matter how much you fight or ignore each other you will always love each other.
“Chloe and Damon are the most perfect couple and have the most beautiful kids; everyone’s jealous of what they have”
by 123288 December 15, 2019
Get the chloe and damonmug.