Pissed bothering

The act of getting completely bloto and going up to randos and engaging them in conversation.

Let's have another couple of stiff ones before we go to the pub, want to do some serious pissed bothering tonight!

by Shuaman April 13, 2021

Liver botherer

A particularly lengthy john thomas, langer, todger, willy, ding-dong, or wotsit, which reaches as far as your lover’s liver.

“You’re walking a bit funny, is your stomach okay?”
“My date last night had a liver botherer, I might need some time to recover”

by DCor January 20, 2023

God-botherer

An annoyingly religious person. Does NOT just mean anyone who is religious/believes in God, but minds their own business and is a decent person. God-botherers are people who do not shut the fuck up about their religion, whine about profanity and sexuality in everyday culture like it's 1950, worry too much about what other people are doing, think the reason for teen pregnancy is that we don't have enough prayer in schools, and try to get their religion written into law, and binding even upon non-believers, because they don't understand the concepts of separation of church and state, and a pluralistic society.

"God-botherer" is actually a GREAT insult, because it implies that even assuming that their God is real, they even bother God with their bullshit, God Him/Her/Them/Itself is even like "You guys need to chill out".

I said "God damn it" in a Facebook comment and some God-botherers came at me telling me that I was wicked and going to Hell for using blasphemous language, so I told them that Mary was a slut who loved taking it in the ass, just to watch them have a REAL meltdown.

by q359 July 25, 2023

law of conservation of botheration

The heavily researched theory that botheration cannot be created nor destroyed under the laws of chemistry. If someone bothers you, you cannot hold that botheration in; therefore, you must bother someone else in order for a proper transfer and balance in he world.

Veronica bothered me and now I must bother Elodie in order to satisfy the law of conservation of botheration.

by elfastasmo November 28, 2021

Bother Mother

An individual whom uses such words "oh bother" at a concerning level. Often used by names beginning with H,J,K, L and V.

girl 1: Oh bother
girl 2: uhh not again

girl 1: dont be such a bother
girl 2: yep you're a bother mother

by Tufts University America August 1, 2023

Cancer botherer

(N) person who comes around to have tea/coffee with cancer patient and leaves all the dirty dishes and rubbish for the spouse to clean up.

I see a cancer botherer has been here.

by Iainism October 1, 2019