Blaine-crash

The act of ranting on personal topic of expertise to the exclusion of all other concerns esp. relating to spousal activities.

“So my husband and I have taken to both watering the house plants at the same time”.

“You can’t possibly do that! That’s so irresponsible! One of you might over water a plant!”

“Are you Blaine-crashing right now?”

by BlaincrashexpertAskmehowiknow May 21, 2025

Blaine

A terrific friend who has excellent taste in music. Loves the Beatles, reading, and taking long drives across the town. The best listener and is always down to go on an adventure! Overall just plain awesome

Person 1: omg who is that doing it in the road?
Person 2: oh that’s just Blaine.

Person 1: I wish I was Blaine

Person 2: dont we all

by Carolynheroin December 31, 2020

blain

When someone is blain.
Similar to bland, boring, or plain. Under-developed.

"he was so blain idc"

by vak_i July 18, 2025

Blaine

An amazing person who never fails to make their friends smile! They may not be happy all the time but they don't usually show how upset they are. Blaine's are most likely the greatest people you will ever meet!

"Did you hear about Blaine ?
"No, what happened?"
"He really made my day!"

by Rori. May 8, 2020

Blaine white

1) Small YouTuber who uses drama for attention.

2) breed of black and white cat that tends to live on the streets covered in bodily fluids

Did you see that stray Blaine white?

by BANANA NATION January 2, 2017

Blaine

Blaine is your cool but terrible math teacher. He loves to joke around and be sarcastic. He usually has some crazy hair. He cares about other people. When you get to know him, he is such a lovable person.

Do you know Blaine
Yes! He is so funny.
I know! what a great guy.

by Oliviaspamspeople December 19, 2018

Blaine

The act of having zero bitches. other synonymous words include , Tyler hood, and Franco.

Little bro is for sure a Blaine, come back to me when you get some bitches, dawg!

by Skylersdad16 September 10, 2023