by Blaine da best August 12, 2021


Blain is a simple man… Simple as in the way of weird. His presence will scare people off, them being the younger kind. If you approach a blain, make sure you have your belt done up tight or with an adult just for safety.
by Theboi45 June 23, 2022

A Blaine is the awesomest dude you’ll meet. He is supermegafoxyawesomehot and often gay, and will always be kind to his significant other.
He also has a smooth as a baby’s butt voice.
He also has a smooth as a baby’s butt voice.
“Blaine has an amazing butt that looks like it’s been baked to perfection”
“Blaine’s voice is smooth as a baby’s butt”
“Blaine is totally awesome!”
“Blaine is supermegafoxyawesomehot!”
“Blaine’s voice is smooth as a baby’s butt”
“Blaine is totally awesome!”
“Blaine is supermegafoxyawesomehot!”
by HarryFreakinPotterBlaine August 14, 2019

Blaine is an angel until they’re forced to show people that they can be the devil. When they love, they love hard. They’re very loyal and honest. They can be a bit hard to love and understand due to not healing from childhood traumas, when they have potential to do so. They can be rude and obnoxious at times which can push people away that are big on peace & respect. They are very stubborn in all things, their food, friends & money. They can come off as harsh, when being honest. They are very freaky which causes them to be a bit promiscuous. They also have a shit tone of weird kinks. Kinks that would make a vanilla sex lover gasp.
by Medusadidnothingwrong November 23, 2021

by macdaddy69123456789 April 9, 2019

The act of ranting on personal topic of expertise to the exclusion of all other concerns esp. relating to spousal activities.
“So my husband and I have taken to both watering the house plants at the same time”.
“You can’t possibly do that! That’s so irresponsible! One of you might over water a plant!”
“Are you Blaine-crashing right now?”
“You can’t possibly do that! That’s so irresponsible! One of you might over water a plant!”
“Are you Blaine-crashing right now?”
by BlaincrashexpertAskmehowiknow May 21, 2025
