An unrelenting morsel of fecal matter that refuses to loosen it's death grip on the toilet bowl's porcelain surface. It laughs in the face of repetitive flushing. Attempts to cleanse it via targeted urination are futile at best. It is a testament to the resilience of a well-formed stool. It is a beacon of undigested hope in an otherwise dark cave of despair. It is clingy, yet capable. It is...the bowl barnacle.
Just when Shehla thought that she had readied the house for company, she discovered that her husband Krisen, after eating a bag of cheese curds, had left a large bowl barnacle in the guest bathroom toilet.
by Kjizzy February 16, 2018
An unrelenting morsel of fecal matter that refuses to loosen it's death grip on the toilet bowl's porcelain surface. It laughs in the face of repetitive flushing. Attempts to cleanse it via targeted urination are futile at best. It is a testament to the resilience of a well-formed stool. It is a beacon of undigested hope in an otherwise dark cave of despair. It is clingy, yet capable. It is...the bowl barnacle.
Just when Shehla thought she had readied the house for company, she discovered a large bowl barnacle left by her husband, Krisen in the guest bathroom.
by Kjizzy February 16, 2018
by Krysler April 02, 2018
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by uksbiggestsexsymbol October 18, 2020
A racial slur used in Spongebob, ( Don't fucking copyright me ) as seen in Season 69 Ep 69 : The F### Boy.
Many have been upset by this slur although it doesn't really have a target in the races many Barnacle residents are feeling rather sad about it. " I think Spongebob is a menace and should be smited off the fucking planet " -69% Of the Barnacle Residents
Many have been upset by this slur although it doesn't really have a target in the races many Barnacle residents are feeling rather sad about it. " I think Spongebob is a menace and should be smited off the fucking planet " -69% Of the Barnacle Residents
Spongebob - Shut the fuck up barnacle boy
Victim - * Audibly cries *
Sandy - Don't you think you're going a uhh... bit too far?
Spongebob - SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU SANDY BITCH
Sandy - Pulls out m11 and starts doing mass genocide *
Spongebob - fucking dies in the backround *
Victim - * Audibly cries *
Sandy - Don't you think you're going a uhh... bit too far?
Spongebob - SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU SANDY BITCH
Sandy - Pulls out m11 and starts doing mass genocide *
Spongebob - fucking dies in the backround *
by UhhFUCK June 23, 2022