Quest for Barnacles

When you’re intensely high on weed and you are searching for the grubbiest junk food out of boredom. The food is usually dry or crunchy but is the last resort to satisfy your poor broke bitch ass. End result is usually magically satisfying in return, because of the perpetual munchies

Ugh there’s nothing to eat I’m on a quest for barnacles.

by Jet9926oooo July 22, 2024

going barnacles

receiving the gayest sex in the world

I was up at 1am going barnacles

by hogtits August 11, 2024

going barnacles

Being the recipient of the gayest sex in the world

I was up at 1am going barnacles

by hogtits August 11, 2024

Barnacle Stroking

To scrub oneself while taking a cold shower.

Guy 1 "Bro I had such a nice time barnacle Stroking it last night."
Guy 2 "I'm not a fan of the cold, but you do you bro."

by Biggus-Meatus June 10, 2025

barnacle bonanza

where mackenzie duckworth and bradley sherrington shit in each others ears and rub their inny and outy belly buttons together until they poo and wee

leon: do you wanna do the barnacle bonanza?
shaun: no we're not bradley!!

by barnaclehead42 July 2, 2023

Barnacle

The namesake of Lil Barnacle.

LIL BARNACLE IS THE ONLY GOD

DEATH TO ISRAEL

by Lil barnacles #1 fan March 6, 2024

im goin barnacles

When you pop your shit and the hoes are not, perchance, ready

"It's the way I pop my shit, the hoes not ready, im goin barnacles" - Carti

by Real_Bajesh March 7, 2024