Banter

A humerous and witty conversation, statement or remark. Coming back into fashion due to today's youth using it to mean anything remotely humorous, even to the most crude sense of humour.

What an excellent bit of banter!-div after beating a deer to death with a spoon

by Choc761 December 19, 2014

Music banter

The best forum about general music. Overflowing with artists you've never heard about but will grow to love, it is a music junkies dream home.

Many people have been said to go in to taste it and never come out, wasting away their pathetic lives discovering, downloading, listening to, writing about, and obsessively organizing music in the gigantic music collection that is musicbanter.

Unfortunately, those who stay too long become infected with the pretentiousness of the site, as well as picking up an English accent.

If you have ANY form of social life, this forum is not for you, for it is filled with only those great enough to literally have nothing better to do with their time. It's the greatest music forum in the world!

I love music banter and I'm a pretentious English twat.

by The Angry Fox October 5, 2010

Al Bateen Academy

A school full of extremely babyish drama, according to my calculations it is rated the top school for false gossip. Al Bateen Academy is full of girls that like gossiping and talking about what happened 10 years ago between her and something else. All girls have the memory of an elephant when it comes to gossips and they like over exaggerating stories. All of the boys also think they can fight anyone but a cockroach can beat them in a fist fight. Everyone there has gum but doesn’t wanna finish it so they ask other people because they’re liars.

BRO 1: Bro are you in al bateen academy your story sounds like bullshit
BRO 2: Yes Bro! How’d you know bro?
BRO 1: I just know Bro because most of the people there are fake Bro

by boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy April 18, 2019

bandeezy

A piece of synthetic or natural fabric, often of an exotic visual layout, designed to swaddle a person's exterior such as their arm or head.

Jive Bunny: Dawwg where should I throw my bandeezy - on my fucking arm or on my head?

Maverick: Duuuuuude!??!?! DUUUUUDE WHAT'S UP WITH THIS!!!!! DUUUUUUDE SHE CREASED MY FUCKING JEANS!!!

Jive Bunny: Dawg what's up with that!!

by Dennis Scott August 9, 2004

banterage

Making conversation with friends via the medium of email. This is usually carried out whilst in the office when one should actually be working. It can also be done in stealth mode. It is common for the subject matter of the banter to be of a smutty nature and to contain plenty of toilet humour. Other topics of discussion can include football, sexual encounters and general sicko talk. It is believed that the word originated in Brighton between a group of lads that went to Cardinal Newman school.

'That was some great banterage today boys'

by The Yam August 9, 2006

Bitter Banter

When a person, usually female, responds negatively to harmless banter or takes it to heart.

Guy: See that girl over there? She's been in such a bitter banter mood lately.
Guy 2: Why do you say that?
Guy: I called her a dork and she cried.

John: Leslie, you are such a dweeb!
Leslie: You are always so mean to me!
John: Don't give me that bitter banter! Now go make me a sandwich, woman.

by JohnPaul7 October 21, 2012

New York Bankees

The New York yankees get to spend all the money in the world and everybody hates them.

sports fan, "Wow, the new york bankees just went off and bought the whole country of japan. they suck trucks."

New york bankees fan, "You're just jealous because you don't have as much money as us! Your team sucks!"

sports fan, "Screw you asshole"

by Upper Summer November 11, 2009