bacon

the closet thing to dying and going to sweet, meaty and juicy heaven. Also very close to happiness of any way, shape and form.

America: You can't buy happiness with money, but bacon is pretty fucking close.

Israel: That's a goddamn lie!

by hoogablagoo1234567890 August 26, 2013

bacon

a product that comes from the helpless slaughtering of little piggies...yummy!

Boy i wanna eat some nice cooked bacon ripped from that innocent little piggies' body.

by Peter Christian November 17, 2003

Iggy Bacon Bacon

A weird add-on to make a sentence more awkward, especially if you are talking to someone you make uncomfortable

Happy Valentine's Day... Iggy Bacon Bacon... Happy Valentine's Day...

by Awwzii February 26, 2020

bacon

a term for a cop or a peace of ham

do you hear that bacon coming

by dan hart November 29, 2006

baconator

a sex act in which you wrap your dick in bacon. then you have vaginal intercourse and drink the bacon flavored vagina juice.

I totally got a baconator from your mom last night.

by phill budden May 21, 2009

bacon

when a flap of skin (shaped like bacon) has mysteriously been excerted out of a womans pussy whilst being liked out.

Woman= shit this is good @£$$@*
Man= !!what the fuck??!!
Woman= Dont stop @@£$$$£@**(
Man=yeah man but theres some fukin BACON dangling from your pussy
Woman= @££££@$$%%% Yeah Boi!!$$%%^^**&&^

by Random Rutlander April 13, 2005

bacon

To define long vaginal lip (labia).

Ohhh... look at that bacon!

by stevem January 29, 2007