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Almosting

Spending time procrastinating and not doing much
Hey, what's up?

Not much, just almosting
by Word Spit June 24, 2024
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Ya Almost Spilled Ma Oats!!!

A phrase you yell at someone when they almost do something bad to you.
Let's say that Jeff almost accidentally pushed Bob off the dock. Bob would say....

YA ALMOST SPILLED MA OATS!!!
by Authentically_Alex December 30, 2018
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almost friday

A term used to show excitement for the last day of the work week and a round-up of things that occurred so far.

This text is typically accompanied by an image carousel of people doing entertaining things with “Almost Friday” in a Lobster font somewhere in the image.

This was started by a comedy podcast of the same name but grew to have personalized Almost Friday accounts to schools, sports teams, and more.
Oh my god, I made the almost friday page!”
“Dude, is that your ass???”
by so.outrageous March 15, 2024
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almost in love

the feeling of falling for someone but not being ready to admit being "in love".
by kkpandypants December 30, 2014
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almost

the saddest word in the english language
we almost made it
it almost happened
by colin zhangy November 21, 2019
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Held hands and almost kiss

To "hold hands and almost kiss" is a term used in the incel community and for those who have been friend-zoned and often unironically denotes an unrequited interest or unstable platonic friendship.
So what if she's had a boyfriend throughout our friendship!? There HAS to be something between us because of all the times we held hands and almost kissed!
by Damage313 October 20, 2020
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