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Genius Fail

When your listening to an iTunes genius playlist and you wondering how the hell "that" song got included in it?!?
iTunes genius playlist set from "Green Day - American Idiot" and "Bruce Springsteen - Working on a Dream" follows it. WTF? Apple you're very clever but that was Genius FAIL.
by Raggameister March 30, 2010
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moronic genius

At first look he/she seems to be a self-defeating individual who struggles with mundane day-to-day decisions and activities counter balanced by frequent brilliant insights and in comparatively more complex situations. the individual is often aware of their inconsistent mental performance, yet resigns herself/himself to it with shrugged shoulders and a crumpled smirk, winking whilst walking away.
Reed, that moronic genius bullshitted a first class trip to China from his boss.
by Cornelius Cob September 27, 2013
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barroom genius

Someone who has the gift of bull****. Usually is the one at the bar that pretends to be an expert on a subject after reading one newspaper article on it. Usually is thought of as a "genius" by the surrounding drunks, who don't know any better.
John: Hey, did you hear what Sam had to say on that subject last night at the bar??

Mike: Are you kidding? That idiot is a barroom genius. The only people dazzled by him are the drunk fools that don't know any better.
by GiGi9339 April 26, 2010
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Mindless Genius

Referring to a person or persons with bad taste in music or movies, that defends their positioning even against public scrutiny.
Stop being such a mindless genius, and just like things that are good!
by Buzzed Kill March 7, 2023
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genius AND savvy

Something that is neither genius NOR savvy.
"He tried to invade another country and it ended up tanking his economy and imploding his army. Such a genius AND savvy move, right?"
by JackF18181 March 1, 2022
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Stable Genius

The horse's ass that thinks they're the smartest horse's ass in the barn..
by Gutsrus April 18, 2020
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Armchair genius

A person, particularly in science academia, who *never* actually does any work, but loves to obnoxiously pontificate during meetings on a wide variety of topics, usually exposing the fact that they have no practical knowledge on any topic whatsoever. When it comes time to publish, they insist that they be included on the author list because they contributed "expertise" and "guidance". They butt into private work conversations, and immediately use the royal "we" to describe what "we" are doing on the project.

Such individuals are invariably total ass kissers to those in charge, which explains how they are often able to progress in academia despite knowing fuck all, and contributing nothing.
"The new graduate student is a total frickin' armchair genius. He's coming down the hall... quick, close the door and pretend we're not here before he tries to pretend he's in charge of the lab project we've been working on for the past five years."
by QuackaMole September 17, 2016
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