Zoophilophobia

The dog barks:"it sure is a good day"
zoophile says:*mumbles nonsense* "i am going to fuck you" *mumbles nonsense*
The dog:"why"
The dog gets forcefully fucked by the zoophile.

The dog survives.
The dog now has zoophilophobia.
The dog thinks:"fucking idiot"

Few hours later they go to sleep.

Morning(like the event): *morning sounds*

The dog wakes up to being fucked.
The dog jumps off of the zoophile's dick.

zoophile: "get back you little shit"

The dog jumps to the window.
The dog breaks the window by kicking it. (how the fu-)

The dog runs off to a place which will most likely be specified in the next story. (just think its the sunset)

by Ball Sniffer (aka He) May 30, 2022

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Zoophilic

you like Klaus Mikaelson

"I like Klaus Mikaelson which means I'm into dogs" which means ur zoophilic

by Wennie :) August 3, 2022

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Zoophilly

A fun and sort of covert way to refer to a Zoophile or multiple Zoophiles (Zoophillies) in conversation so you don't totally gross out your friends. (A Zoophile is a person who is sexually attracted to animals)

"I don't talk to Justina anymore because she's a nasty little Zoophilly."

"I was just watching this YouTube video talking about vtubers who are Zoophillies."

by DeadlyLarkspur April 16, 2023

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