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Southampton Worzels

The Southampton Worzels are a collective of Worzels that band together to support Southampton FC. They attend every home and away game and sometimes even via their horses and wagons. The Worzels are the closest thing they have to a firm, much bigger clubs on the south cost like Portsmouth and Brighton view them as soft yokals. The dialect of Southampton and their supports are that of a farming decent, it is a strong mixture of west country and worzel gummidge. They have an extremely rustic characteristic and adore the crow master.
The Southampton Worzels might sing: "Oh when the Worzels, go marching in, Oh when the Worzels go Marching in. I want to be in that number, Oh when the Worzels go marching in".
by Wurzel Slayer June 17, 2024
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Forbidden Wurtele

Threesome involving only men where all 3 maintain eye contact.
Hey what do you say, let's go down to the bar and pick up another and have a "forbidden Wurtele tonight!"
by Rrsparky October 7, 2025
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Law of worthless teachers

the more you fit this category below the more useless the teacher/professor is to society.
1. number of kids about to fall asleep
2.number of kids absent
3. number of kids who goes to the restroom
4. number of kids who fail your class
5. number of kids who hates you <BIG ONE>
6. number of kids who drops out the first week of class
ex. JOHNNY was sleeping in class with 5 of his buddies. the teacher did nothing. He was so tired of teaching that he walked out to take a ciggy in the bathroom. half the class ditched the teacher to by KFC and watermelon on the side of the street just outside the school.

TEACH fits the Law of worthless teachers
by KFCmanagerLilice June 8, 2019
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Ize A Worzel Ize Is

Ize A Worzel Ize Is or Just Ize Worzel ize Is, is a common phrase and expression used by the Residents of Southampton in Hampshire a Rural Agricultural farming Town known for It's infamous West Country dialect

The Phrase is used on a daily basis by Southampton residents and Southampton FC Supporters to identify each other, similar to how Newcastle Fans say "Why Aye"
A Southampton Fan hearing somebody else shout ize a Worzel Ize is at Glastonbury festival "Oh my Word Clive, Did you hear that? Somebody said Ize a Worzel Ize is, they must be Saints Fans like Us Clive"
by City Wide July 28, 2024
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