by IhateSouthTexas January 24, 2024
Get the Brownsville, TXmug. A shithole “city” that is a capital of the shithole state of TexASS. This “city” is where you can find dumb rednecks in lifted trucks and soy eating leftists and whiny preppy bitches forming up like Voltron to piss you off if you are actually smarter than the average americuck. Also people here are a bunch of annoying socio-economic lane enforcer meaning if you are broke, they want you to stay broke. People in LOSStinare very pretentious, pompous, nasal and annoying. People here also can’t drive for shit. Fucking dipshits will be in the left lane going 55 in a fucking 70 in their ugly ass Tesla or Prius and because of that, all the fat, micro-penis hicks and spicks in lifted trucks go blasting down the right lane going 95 mph running merging traffic off the fucking road. And the worst drivers in TexASS all drive shitty Teslas, Toyotas, Fords and Chevys. Fuck LOSStin, TexASS!!!! That useless overgrown suckburb can get ravaged by 50 EF5 tornadoes like the one that hit Jarrell in 1997 and take out all the illegals, bean farters, white trash and house niggers.
Austin, TX is really called LOSStin, TexASS because trying to make any money in that shithole “city” results in a loss of sanity!
by Themidwestsucks June 13, 2024
Get the Austin, TXmug. Extremely small town where there is nothing to do. The town has 2 places to eat one being a repurposed lumber yard. The food tastes like they repurposed the saw dust to cook. Be careful driving through because if you blink you will miss the whole town. Most people walk in the town because everything is within spitting distance from each other. The town has 2 traffic lights that nobody pays attention to. So 10/10 do not recommend!
But the Chief of Police is a pretty cool dude!
But the Chief of Police is a pretty cool dude!
by John Doe 100th April 19, 2025
Get the Edgewood, Txmug. A small east Texas town, filled with drama. 99% of the people are fake but the 1% that aren't are amazing people
by IAmNotAnAnon August 2, 2011
Get the Latexo, TXmug. a compound word that uses the words Beaumont and Iraq. this verb is known for describing the citys high crime rate.
by vcctodmfspknonh May 28, 2025
Get the Boraq Txmug. Possibly the sketchiest place ever right next to Houston! Live here if you want to never go outside ever.
by Brad67ley July 21, 2025
Get the Aldine, TXmug. Most “Prosper Moms” blindly trust the indoctrination of their children by the school system while they get their hair extensions and lip filler to stay the elite mom in their swings group so their husband will still find them the most attractive. You must drive a black, white, or silver SUV, have teal pots for your outdoor plants, and have purchased your blue check mark on Facebook and Instagram. They pass their insecurities down to their children in the form of social climbing and exclusivity. They buy their adolescent and teenage daughters designer shoes and handbags as a way to elevate them above the other kids their age all while socially engineering their friendships and relationships based on neighborhoods, parents and extracurricular activities.
by Your mom 75 October 11, 2023
Get the prosper TX mommug.