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wasteman tings

Things that would differentiate a normal person from a fucking retard such as being a retarded fuck or acting like the top cunt for no reason.
"Ayo wagwan g, whats up"
"Nothing brah, but Tom's being a fucking cuntbag again"
"Dont worry bout it mandem, he's just on dem wasteman tings and dat. I'll pullup to his ends later with an FN"
by eshays bah 69420 September 11, 2022
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Ass tings

A vague insult possibly about sexual preference but is still unclear. What can be said however without question, it is definitely a burn. And a slow stinging burn at that. Similar to the sensation after sleeping with a person who uses the phrase "ass tings" as an insult.
Actual Facebook conversation.

Lives in Detroit, Michigan

Her
3:55 AM
Hello handsome.

Me
8:32 AM
Fuck off

Her
9:08 AM
Why are you rude to me
Do you no me

Me
Why the fuck are you messaging
me? Fuck no and I don't want too.
B-gone thot!

Me
Why the fuck are you messaging
me? Fuck no and I don't want too.
B-gone thot!

Her
It's okay
I got attracted due to your profile
But it fine
I'm sorry

Me
Nah it's not. Go suck dick in hell
with your thot ass grandma.

Her
Fuck you, dick head you "ass tings"
by ass tings May 19, 2023
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Put The Tings in the Tings

To put food inside of bread.
Someone - ‘What do you do while working at Subway?
Jacob - “oh uhh you know, put the tings in the tings.”
by TheUrbanDictionaryLord March 4, 2019
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honda boi tings

Things only a high schooler with a slammed civic would do.

Synonym: ricer
Honda boi: *gets fake turbo whistle*

Honda boi: yo wassup gurl ever ride in a turbo car before?

. Honda boi tings right there bud that's a bit ricey
by XxManManxX 1234 March 6, 2021
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yuh_stranger.tings

The best edit page on the app tiktok
Cool person: oh have u seen @yuh_stranger.tings on tiktoks new edit

Non-cool person: no I don’t know who that it’s
by Max mayfield May 29, 2021
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x..random.x.tings..x

The most holism person you will ever meet, honestly they are so relatable.
x..random.x.tings..x Is the most caring person ever.
by Merrelltwinsfan March 18, 2022
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