by James Cox September 24, 2006
Get the crack your cornholemug. The act in which during sexual intercourse, a man slides a sharpened pencil up the womans anus; who unexpecting the intense pain, screams at the male. This works when you can't get a woman to moan otherwise.
"She just wasn't feeling it. So I had to give her a Lead Up The Cornhole. She screamed for ages afterwards."
"FML. He gave me a Lead Up The Cornhole last night 'cos I wouldn't orgasm."
"FML. He gave me a Lead Up The Cornhole last night 'cos I wouldn't orgasm."
by jack-fryjack March 16, 2010
Get the Lead Up The Cornholemug. by rightist June 29, 2019
Get the gold star cornholermug. When two people are having sexual intercourse and one of them rubs their pienus or dildo in dirt then covering it with corn and a slimmy substance then shoving it in the others anus.
" Honey why do you have corn?"
"Im spicing things up with a Dusty Cornhole Snake tonight, so be ready!"
"Im spicing things up with a Dusty Cornhole Snake tonight, so be ready!"
by MikeTheWordMan May 22, 2016
Get the Dusty Cornhole Snakemug. by Pace June 2, 2004
Get the Play a game of Cornholemug. by Claybo-sky July 21, 2011
Get the Hoosier Cornhole Cuddlemug. Anal sex....vigorously....as in balls slapping the butt cheeks while fucking the living shit out of someone in the ass.
"Tonight, I'm really going to give that skank from the office a little cornhole up the poop chute. She won't be able to shit for a week."
by Sneeve Sniggardly November 7, 2011
Get the Cornhole Up The Poop Chutemug.