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The MJ

When your girl does a handstand against a wall and spreads her leg, you then stand in front and go ham with as many fingers as desired ( in the motion of bouncing a basketball )
Oh yea me and Sheryl did The MJ last night and she came everywhere!
by Fun4lyfe October 24, 2017
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MJ

A desperate and sleezy car salesman that only found success in a booming market that somehow still uses a pager in 2024.
Man I went to buy a car today and ran into an absolute MJ. Guy smelled like whiskey and sadness.
by charles3748 January 5, 2024
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MJ

Fine af athletic and funny. He is also rude and has too much mf pride and it makes him loose his closest friends/me aka Samauri
Hey MJ
by Periodtpooh._.me September 21, 2019
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MJ Effect

A girl with the name starting with M, and a boy with a name starting with J have so much crazy sex it makes everyone around them green with jealous rage. So much so that everyone hates they are together.
Can you believe those two? They have such an MJ Effect on people it's astonishing!
by TheAfroAlien April 4, 2025
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Mj

A lying loser fuck boy that will give you herpes . Cheap as fuck with the exception of prostitute's & sex toys for his rear end pleasure. never has a license because he drinks and drives and will steal your car .
Girl wow! that is a big bag of dicks, shit girl that's Mj's! # gay# fuck boy# lier# woman beater# momma's boy# bisexual# narcissist# Libra# FL cracker#
by Wishinevermetya May 23, 2022
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