Profane immortality

something bad that happens to kids which makes them swear at a young age, then it sticks with them for their entire life, then they spread it. Horrible

quit swearing now or you will pass on your profane immortality

by EA animations April 21, 2021

Immortality

Ability to not die from old age or sickness.

Immortality is both a curse and a blessing

by 4rrrrrrrrrrrrrr March 5, 2022

kiara the immortal chicken

Kiara is a chicken which never dies (hence the name). Kiara is a very nice person and fun to hang out. Kiara is related to ucmoses(her dad). (run ,define ucmoses for more)

Person 1: Do you know a chicken who never dies
Ucmoses: yes my daughter Kiara The immortal chicken

by ScorpioWyd March 24, 2021

<.7.9.7.6.>The Voice Of Mine Grants immortality<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>The Voice Of Mine Grants immortality<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>The Voice Of Mine Grants immortality<.7.9.7.6.>

by 456AtabavA343 June 6, 2025

Diner Immortality

When all employees at a local diner know your name by heart and what you normally order.

I went to Waffle House last night and the waitress knew my name and order. I guess I'm diner immortality now!

by localdinermn6699 August 7, 2012

Luckily Enough For You, Janae ANd Joseph ALexander Martinez Are Not Interruptions Towards Immortality ANd Malice

Luckily Enough For You, Janae ANd Joseph ALexander Martinez Are Not Interruptions Towards Immortality ANd Malice

Luckily Enough For You, Janae ANd Joseph ALexander Martinez Are Not Interruptions Towards Immortality ANd Malice

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 26, 2025

Immortal Snail

an immortal snail with the sole purpose of killing you (ur also immortal but if it touches you then u die)

Person 1: "Have you heard of the Immortal Snail debate?"
Person 2: "Yeah, drop it in a pit of acid!"

by Strawberry Froggy July 9, 2023