A word used to say "fuck" without using direct profanity, much the same way "son of a biscuit" is used instead of "son of a bitch."
Jeremiah sighed and said under his breath, "Fungu," after his boss told him he had to work on Saturday.
by Guenhwyvar888 June 20, 2018
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a hella painfull fungus that that will suck ur balls and eat your foot
can i suck ur fungus
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If the true fungi calls you fungus you are a fungus. Aka the one and only William.
You are a fungus

What a fungus you are”
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A type of fungus which originates from buttholes
I went to have anal with your mom, but I stopped when I saw her butthole fungus
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Poker has a curious property where making a less profitable decision reduces the profits of everyone else. For example, a table full of nits that only limp premium hands and fold the rest - how do you make money there? Well, you can’t draw blood from a stone. And the counterstrategy is to raise an even tighter range, thereby becoming a nit yourself. It spreads like a fungus.
Excuse me, dealer: can you wipe the table? There’s some nit fungus growing here.
by Nitfungus May 18, 2023
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