close the deal

The act of meeting somone and engaging in sexual intercourse within the same night.

I met her at the party and before I knew it I was closing the deal in the coat room.

by Laff January 6, 2004

Close the door upwards

Another, more polite way to say shut up.

"I can say whatever I want. Why don't you close the door upwards!"

by zark5 April 16, 2009

close the god damn door

A common Panic at the disco phrase to show that you need to close the door. It was a lyric In one of Panic!s songs

Hey buddy CLOSE THE GOD DAMN DOOR.

by I’m totally trash October 4, 2017

close the pool

When the pool is closed due to aids!

If the pool is closed then you will notice a black man with a black afro holding a sign which says "Pools Closed Due To Aids"

the pool has been closed due to aids the pool has been closed do to aids the pool has been closed due to aids

Anonymous: OMFG WTF IS THIS SHIT!
Anonymous: can't you read? the pool is closed due to aids.
Anonymous: wtf? /facepalm.
Candlejack: <---oh shi-

close the pool
YOU SWIM HERE YOU GET AIDS!!!!

by trigun``` November 26, 2007

close the account

To end a friendship or relationship.

I had to close the account with Chris. She was just a mean bitch and I couldn't take her any longer.

by Jilina September 25, 2005

Close the yearbook

Someone who cannot let go of their high school career; more than likely peaked in their high school career.

Dave - “Dude, did you see Aleah’s new post?”

Ryan- “Yes dude, she cannot close the yearbook…”

by riahanne July 26, 2022

close the light

When you ask someone to switch off the light. Opposite to opening the light.

Honey I'm going to bed, can you close the light?

by Yana A September 28, 2006