White Stripes

Quirky two-piece band of pasty-pale individuals obsessed with the colors red and white. Low-Fi.

"Dead Leaves and the Dirty Ground kicks ass, BEOTCH."

by deutsch October 8, 2003

redneck racing stripes

when you're dipping, and you spit out the window of your truck or car, and you didn't spit hard enough, and the brown dip spit get on the side of your vehicle. (this is most common with white trucks)

Brent - hey dude, you see JC's truck?
Morgan - No man, whats up?
Brent - dude, you can tell he's got a pinch in, he's got the pattented redneck racing stripes...
Morgan - HAHA! Funny shit...

by John February 24, 2006

alpha strike

The act of putting all availble force into one attack.

1) To fire the whole arsenal at one target
2) To Launch all fighter planes against one military target.
3) To drop all availble bombs.
4) To deplete all potential firepower at once.
5) To fire a broadside.

by Lazareth Link March 6, 2005

82 strokes

the most badass and epic point in your life you could possibly ever reach....EVER! only few have ever made it to this point and lived to tell the tale....if you dont have 82 strokes.....then YO ASS AINT GOT 82 STROKES!

mr scotty: do your work now! chris: nah we straight....we got 82 STROKES!

by who wants to know!!!! March 21, 2012

Counter-Strike

Oddly enough, the only game I ever played that it really sucked to be good at. Due to the (supposedly) high incidence of cheating, if you can actually master the basic manouvers of the average first person shooter (weapon selection, map knowledge, accurate and selective shooting) NOBODY will play with you.

As soon as your K:D ratio goes over 3.5:1, expect to be banned from most Counter-Strike servers.

by confuzzled February 22, 2005

All strokes, no load

This is a definition for situations or people that just don't deliver based on porn where the sex scenes run long but don't end with a big finish and you realize you just wasted time watching it for nothing.

(A) A vocal and outspoken person with no depth to their knowledge or statements.

(B) A movie, meal, vehicle, album or other experience that is built up with a lot of hype but fails to deliver.

Alternate usage just strokes and no load.

(A) He had a lot to say but it was "All strokes, no load"

(B) I was super excited to see the movie Battleship but it was "All strokes, no load"

(B.1) I went to that new restaurant getting all the hype but it was "just strokes and no load"

by Captain Cabernet March 8, 2013

Vinaigrette Strokes

The female version of Vinegar Strokes. The pre-orgasmal point of no return for women during sex.

We were making sweet, sweet love when, suddenly, I saw into her soul as she had her vinaigrette strokes.

by TheRealVeritas October 28, 2017