A Harry Shaw, aka shawzie, is easily identified by his mammoth head structure and terrible jokes. A Harry Shaw will usually be attracted to undeniably grotesque specimen, this is because they suit him very well (he is an ugly fucker) and they usually have a beer belly just like him!! No one likes a Harry Shaw!!
A Harry Shaw’s most common attack is calling a fellow male a ‘virgin’ despite shagging 2/10s
Fun Fact : Harry Shaw has the same body count as he does driving test failures
A Harry Shaw’s most common attack is calling a fellow male a ‘virgin’ despite shagging 2/10s
Fun Fact : Harry Shaw has the same body count as he does driving test failures
Young Child : “Mommy why has that boy got a fat head and belly?”
Milf: “Must be a Harry Shaw (shawzie), bet he has smegma”
Trav: “Needs his jaw spinning that cunt”
Milf: “Must be a Harry Shaw (shawzie), bet he has smegma”
Trav: “Needs his jaw spinning that cunt”
by wesleypilgrim August 7, 2023
Get the Harry Shaw (shawzie) mug.Joey: "Mr. Thompson waited until June 13th to post the grade for my midterm. Took my final grade in the class down from a B to a C."
Steve: "Couldn't you ask for a redo or extra credit or something?"
Joey: "Not a chance. School had already been out for a week."
Steve: "Damn. Looks like you got scumbag shawed."
Steve: "Couldn't you ask for a redo or extra credit or something?"
Joey: "Not a chance. School had already been out for a week."
Steve: "Damn. Looks like you got scumbag shawed."
by losercollegekid April 4, 2019
Get the scumbag shaw mug.SHES SO HOT AND COOL AND SMART. HARRY STYLES WANTS HER SO BAD😭😭🙄🙄🙄🙄 SHE IS THE MOMENT. WORKKKKKKKK. PETE DAVIDSON ALSO WANTS HER SO BAD.
by anonymous June 3, 2021
Get the kk shaw mug.Typically a dirty nonce who has a small willy and he sticks it in his main ting then his side ting Denise
by Munob May 13, 2019
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Get the Squeen Shawe mug.Chuck Shaw (pronounced Ceee-Shaw, sort of like a Seesaw, and not like Nigk, pronounced like nig, (pause) the "Ck"sound).
Cee-Shaw is your typical Steelers fan- dejected, sad, pitiful, lonely, still holding on to the glory days- you know the type..., Anyways Cee-Shaw mostly is a giggler, chuckler, but sometimes laughs the Muttley Laugh. Cee-Shaw is not related to Ceelo Greene, but is just as gangsta. Cee-Shaw doesn't always use his sick-nasty accounting skills, but when he does, he drinks Dos Equis. Cee-Shaw, when not being a legitimate bad ass will sometimes go by Chuck, Chuggles, or ChuckMcChuckster. When being Chuck, he will walk right past you while your studying and give you the three finger "hey" sign, but he stays silent. Chuck formally had the Guinness Book of World record for the squeakiest shoes in our solar system, but he traded them in for some new sweet kicks. When you hear a squeak that you can't explain, it is probably Chuck getting his squeak on with his old squeaky shoes. Chuck is also from the good old state of TreeHuggerLand, AKA Oregon. When he was seven years old he graduated from college and is now the youngest member of the coolest law school study group on the planet (also a Guinness record). When not being clever, or witty, chuck tries to make urban dictionary definitions that ultimately super lame compared to this one. Oh snap.
Cee-Shaw is your typical Steelers fan- dejected, sad, pitiful, lonely, still holding on to the glory days- you know the type..., Anyways Cee-Shaw mostly is a giggler, chuckler, but sometimes laughs the Muttley Laugh. Cee-Shaw is not related to Ceelo Greene, but is just as gangsta. Cee-Shaw doesn't always use his sick-nasty accounting skills, but when he does, he drinks Dos Equis. Cee-Shaw, when not being a legitimate bad ass will sometimes go by Chuck, Chuggles, or ChuckMcChuckster. When being Chuck, he will walk right past you while your studying and give you the three finger "hey" sign, but he stays silent. Chuck formally had the Guinness Book of World record for the squeakiest shoes in our solar system, but he traded them in for some new sweet kicks. When you hear a squeak that you can't explain, it is probably Chuck getting his squeak on with his old squeaky shoes. Chuck is also from the good old state of TreeHuggerLand, AKA Oregon. When he was seven years old he graduated from college and is now the youngest member of the coolest law school study group on the planet (also a Guinness record). When not being clever, or witty, chuck tries to make urban dictionary definitions that ultimately super lame compared to this one. Oh snap.
How much wood, would a wood Chuck Shaw Chuck, if a Wood Chuck could Chuck wood? Chuck would Chuck, as much wood, as a wood Chuck could chuck would.
Have you been to GranolaLand? Yes it was very Chuck Shaw.
Do you enjoy drinking a tall glass of Chuck Shaw? No.
How do you make a Chuck Shaw Laugh? Shit.
Have you been to GranolaLand? Yes it was very Chuck Shaw.
Do you enjoy drinking a tall glass of Chuck Shaw? No.
How do you make a Chuck Shaw Laugh? Shit.
by TheGreatRedJarens October 15, 2013
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