poop scratch

(noun)
1. Fecal residue left on the inside of one's underwear after an anal emission. See skidmark.
2. An accurate description of the physics involved in which a piece of leftover crap hanging out of your bunghole "scratches" your drawers.
Jimmy discovered a poop scratch in his boxers after not finishing the job a few hours earlier.
by Randman January 08, 2007
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Scratch back

A derogatory term referring to illegal alien from Latin America who, because s/he cannot swim, enters the U.S. by crawling under the fence, causing his/her back to get severely scratched.
Person 1 white trash: "Hey, Juan. Like, your Mom's a total wetback. They should deport y'all back to Mexico."
Person 2 (Hispanic respondent): "Actually, Billy Bob, you ignorant white trash racist pendejo, my Mom came from Guatemala and crawled under the fence carrying me. So, we're both scratch backs."
by StickMan May 07, 2015
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chicken scratch

chicken scratch is illegible writing.
wtf is that chicken scratch? i can't understand it!
by Thuggish June 20, 2003
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Roo Scratch

The three scratch marks left by a kangaroo paw resemble the naked female crutch \|/
my my, she has a lovely looking Roo Scratch
by DrChalky July 10, 2011
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scratch job

The act of attempting to get a man or woman to orgasm by scratching their genitalia with your nails.
"Dude, last night was great. Jessica gave me a scratch job and even though my dick was bleeding, I jizzed all over her face."
by cococrispy37 November 24, 2017
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healthy scratch

-a guy dressed nicely
-a well tied tie
-eating healthy or scratching that
-being sat in hockey
-jumping rope
"Ben is a healthy scratch tonight"
by xXbigboybenXx February 28, 2016
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chicken scratch

1) extremely messy handwriting, normally only legible by the person who wrote it.
2) a game normally played by bored secondary school kids in the uk, where two students scratch the same spot over and over light enough to take the first few layers of skin off. whoever reacts to the pain first loses.
1) "what does this even say, man? i can't read this chicken scratch!"
2) "come on, pussy, let's play chicken scratch."
by meme supreme x November 04, 2018
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