by Jstratosphere December 20, 2018

Girlfriend: Hey, Babe, our sex life is getting kinda boring. We need to spice things up somehow.
Boyfriend: I’ve been telling you that anal sex is where it’s at. In fact, I bet you’d love a jalapeño popper.
Girlfriend: I don’t know… What’s a jalapeño popper?
Boyfriend: Hand me that muscle rub on the dresser and then bend over. I’ll show you.
Girlfriend: Ok…
Boyfriend: I’ve been telling you that anal sex is where it’s at. In fact, I bet you’d love a jalapeño popper.
Girlfriend: I don’t know… What’s a jalapeño popper?
Boyfriend: Hand me that muscle rub on the dresser and then bend over. I’ll show you.
Girlfriend: Ok…
by Blingoop January 8, 2022

"Sheeet, people be thinkin she packin heat with that big popper. Bout to make my moves on that aroused shorty."
by atm TJ July 30, 2019

by bailsuknowit July 9, 2009

by i am the best TITTY POPPER EVA March 10, 2018

When you’re buzzing so hard after hitting a fat popper toke your only option is to run to the bathroom and rip a fat dump
Nich: Yo Bean that was fat how you feeling that was fat!
Bean: Buzzing dude, I gotta go to the bathroom I think a popper dump just hit me
Bean: Buzzing dude, I gotta go to the bathroom I think a popper dump just hit me
by Toothlessjones August 14, 2019

by daybreak02 May 15, 2016
