Purple Popper

A penis with a bunch of rubber bands tied around it while erect so tightly that it eventually bursts open from the erotic pressure. Usually prepared by first giving the victim 5x a normal dose of Viagra for maximum effect.

Well Greg won't be fucking your wife anymore. We gave him a purple popper and his cock blew right the fuck up. Also he had a heart attack, but 28 viagra will do that to a man.

by Magical Magistrate June 23, 2019

Titty popper

A small gun a woman can carry in her breast.

Don’t mess with that girl she carries a titty popper and will use it.

by Jstratosphere December 20, 2018

big popper

A women with a large clitoris, usually when erect, but sometimes large even before arousal.

"Sheeet, people be thinkin she packin heat with that big popper. Bout to make my moves on that aroused shorty."

by atm TJ July 30, 2019

cadoodle poppers

A country way of having bite size mishaps.

Ah cadoodle Poppers, the dog climbed over the fence again!!

by bailsuknowit July 9, 2009

titty popper

GOTTA POP THEM TITS

DANM THOSE TITTY POPPERS ARE THE BEST!

by i am the best TITTY POPPER EVA March 10, 2018

Jalapeño Popper

When you rub Icy Hot muscle rub on yer dick and then fuck yer partner in the ass.

Girlfriend: Hey, Babe, our sex life is getting kinda boring. We need to spice things up somehow.
Boyfriend: I’ve been telling you that anal sex is where it’s at. In fact, I bet you’d love a jalapeño popper.
Girlfriend: I don’t know… What’s a jalapeño popper?
Boyfriend: Hand me that muscle rub on the dresser and then bend over. I’ll show you.
Girlfriend: Ok…

by Blingoop January 8, 2022

pooper popper

A person with an obvious talent for anal love.

He's a real romantic; he's a real pooper popper.

by daybreak02 May 15, 2016