FAG PARADE

The definition is that someone is so gay that they're more gay than just one person...they're as gay as a whole parde of gays.

Dude you are such a fag parade

by TONY ASMAR September 26, 2006

keester parade

a parade of CHICKS with great booties

Man this stretch of beach has so many built chicks, it's a regular KEESTER PARADE

by RUNWAY August 10, 2009

Soft Parade

When a woman masturbates with her hand

Reena fell asleep under a tree after her soft Parade. The orgasm instantly wore her out.

by J$honey August 15, 2021

Dad parade

When a group of families gets together and one of the kids convinces their dad to carry them, especially on the shoulder, it triggers the other kids to force their fathers to match the first dad's antics...

Kid 1: I'm tired. Carry me?
Dad 1: okay
Kids 2 through N: daddy - I'm tired...carry me!!! I said carry me like kid 1's dad! His dad obviously loves him more than you love me!

Mom 1: don't look now mom 2...it's the dad parade...
Mom 2: oh no - dad 2 hurt his back last week and was just starting to get better...
Mom 1: blame my husband - he should know better than to trigger a dad parade...

by Jbt003 June 30, 2014

Welcome Parade

The group of horny lil Facebook friends who make their appearance known to you within the WEEK of your relationship status changing to single.

1 *messenger notification*

Friend: Yo who the fuck is that? Didn't you just dump..?

You: Dude I know . Ever since I Said bye to Felecia my Welcome Parade is over 9000

2 *messenger notification*
Friend: Woah hold up, who's that? Didn't you JUST ended shit with... the one we don't talk about no mo

You: Omg I know.....Horny fucking savages!

Ever since I broke up with fuckboy all these randoms on my Facebook keep messaging me and creep liking old ass profile pictures.

I shit you not my Welcome Parade is up to 12 and none of them is cute.

by BVMBL3B33 July 20, 2016

Cactus in a parade

Something that just doesn't belong.

What's with the share button on pornhub? I don't know man, it's a cactus in a parade man.

by Cjepson August 8, 2019

lawnchair parade

1. A redneck party, due to the fact that most of their parties are held in the front/back yard.

2. Any nonspecific group of lawnchairs, particularly during any event where one must bring their own seating.

1. I was at a real southern wedding last night, what a lawnchair parade!

2. Mardi Gras is one of the most common times for lawnchair parades.

by appleinthestew May 30, 2010