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Tit shirt

A tight shirt or sweater that forces us to look at a woman's boobs.
Dude 1: Did you see that bitch with the tit shirt?

Dude 2: Yeah man, them were some nice boobs.
by Eatit223 January 13, 2009
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Aloha shirt

The proper, but seldom used name for a Hawaiian shirt.
Yesterday I walked to the Aloha shirt shop and bought an Aloha shirt.
by Tyrone112 August 1, 2008
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Empty-shirt

Empty-shirt: A person in law-enforcement or in an authority position that does not do anything or say anything in situations where they are expected to.

Empty-shirt: A cop or officer that is invisible, cowardice, useless and ineffective who is a complete waste of space.
That officer is an empty-shirt because he never intervenes or says anything if someone is doing something wrong in front of him.
by Vacia Camisa February 19, 2022
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shirt-cocker

A man who wears only a shirt at a nude beach.
The beach wandering shirt-cocker enjoyed tanning his buns while keeping the sun off his back.
by Uncle Mit September 7, 2009
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Shirt Overbite

A shirt overbite occurs when someone is really fat and has a huge stomach. The bottom of their shirt is the same vertical length as the top of their pants but there is a huge horizontal gap between them because their shirt is hanging from their belly. There is a horizontal gap between the end of the shirt and the beginning of the pants, due to their huge protruding belly.
Eli is so fat that when he tries to pick up girls they take one look at his six inch shirt overbite, laugh, and turn around. Eli tries to hide his shirt overbite by wearing long shirts.
by ssoberano April 2, 2009
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Nessus shirt

(1) In Greek mythology, the shirt given to Hercules after the poisonous blood of the slain centaur Nessus had been smeared on it .

(2) ' Used allusively, to denote any destructive or expiatory force or influence.' -- Oxford English Dictionary {This dictionary is far and away the very best, the most complete dictionary of the English language. See www.oed.com }.

{From the Oxford English Dictionary}:

Nessus, n.

{ ‘ Used allusively in compounds and phrases (as Nessus-robe, Nessus shirt; Nessus' shirt, shirt of Nessus), to denote any destructive or expiatory force or influence. }

Etymology: < Nessus (classical Latin Nessus, ancient Greek Νέσσος), the name of the centaur slain by Hercules, in classical mythology, whose blood later poisoned Hercules after he was given a garment smeared with it to wear.
EXAMPLES:

(1) "A shirt with NIKE on it -- OK; a shirt with Nessus on it -- not OK. No Nessus shirt for me." -- Dinkum

(2) Citations collected in the incomparable Oxford English Dictionary:

1616 SHAKESPEARE. "Antony & Cleopatra" (1623) iv. xiii. 43 The shirt of Nessus is vpon me.

1664 THOMAS KILLIGREW. "Parsons Wedding" v. iv, in Comedies & Trag. 153 Take it; would 'twere Nessus his shirt, for you and your Poets sake.

1835 THOMAS CARLYLE. "Lett. to his Wife" (1953) 108 It is now almost my sole rule of life: to clear myself of Cants and formulas, as of poisonous Nessus' shirts.

1905 S. J. WEYMAN. "Starvecrow Farm" xxxii. 297 Remorse is the very shirt of Nessus. It is of all mental pains the worst.

1924 ROBERT GRAVES. "Mock Beggar Hall" 10 The Nessus-robe that beauties wear, Burning away their beauty.

1957 EDITH SITWELL. "Coll. Poems" 414 Then the heart that was the Burning-Bush May change to a Nessus-robe of flame.

1980 PATRICK O'BRIAN. "Surgeon's Mate" vi. 177 A Nessus' shirt might be more apt.
by Dinkum August 24, 2013
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Errand shirt

A shirt worn to give the appearance of being older than the wearer actually is. Often used to purchase alcohol, or get into clubs, etc.
Tom: Hey Mike can you get us some beer for the party?
Mike: Sure just let me go get my errand shirt.
by Jake "Hairy" S June 28, 2008
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