Chomp

Waiting on a text so you can jump on the person texting verbally.

"I'ma chomp on um if they hit me back!"

by The Noob Messiah September 17, 2016

Rug-Chomping

A crude term for eating vagina. Rug-Chomping can also be used as a derogatory term for lesbian sex acts.

"Man, that rug-chomping dyke-bat gets more pussy than I do. My life sucks."

"I didn't see Joe at all yesterday, he was rug-chomping that wildebeest from the club all night."

by thakidd94621 September 6, 2016

Chomp Rock

Verb - When a Mario fanatic recieves a blowjob while playing any of the Mario franchise games, and the giver gets annoyed and chomps his rocks off. This scenario is rare because many video game obsessors never get laid, but possible.

My girlfriend was being a bitch and chomp rocked me for playing Mario Cart while she was blowing me!

by KaimnTheWonderGirl June 17, 2011