Noone

You idiot, you spelled no one wrong

Texter 1: hey, my mom died...
Texter 2: noone asked bruh lol XD haha stupid noob
Texter 1:that’s mean
Texter 3: bruh that’s not how you spell no one it’s not noone

by Kai The Raptor March 20, 2020

NOONE

it basically means no one just connected so do not pronounce it as nuun because it is a conjoined word

No noone can help you

by M00M3 February 02, 2022

noone

When you don't give a fuck about the space between the two o's

Noone will ever know why Troy is such a dipshit

by pogyoshi March 09, 2021

noone

Idiots that don't know what the spacebar does.

That idiot josh use noone instead of no one

by Written_Definitions May 03, 2022

Cock strikes noon

When you get a boner, referring to both hands on the clock pointing up when it is noon

The cock strikes noon when one watches porn or with their significant other

by Jiminy cherrypopper February 09, 2015

Nooning

The act of showing your frontal genitals to a person or persons. The opposite of mooning, by showing your rear end.

I went nooning last night and showed group of people outside a bar my penis.

by Stink Engine November 27, 2015

Noonings

Used to describe either an Antipodean chancer - someone who is full of BS when trying to sell a product or service - Or used to describe the act of screwing someone (e.g. a member of staff) over on the price of a product or service.

He nooningsed me yesterday, he told me it should be done for a low price, but he has no idea whats actually involved in providing the product or service. I've been fucked over. Or "He's such a noonings".

by Fred1555 April 05, 2011