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Sick Man Syndrome

When men get sick, they act like the world is going to end or that they can't do anything because they are dying.

Side effects include, but not limited to:
Patheticness.
Back-Talking and Bad-Mouthing the Person Who is Trying to Take Care of Them.
Not Able to Do Anything for One's Self.
Bitchiness, Crying, and Moaning.
An Attitude Problem.
Turning into a Giant Baby.
Inability to Do Anything Other Than Whine.
Possible Death (at the hands of anyone forced to take care of them).
Girl are you ok? I heard your husband has Sick Man Syndrome. Hope is hasn't neen too difficult to take care of.
by Chellsrn November 16, 2023
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Sassy Man Syndrome

A man (or person) who displays large amounts of sass, generally in a feminine or queer manner with large amounts of self confidence. This is usually characterized by stance, quips, and other not so subtle-subtle mannerisms.

There are many possible scenarios where one may exhibit symptoms of Sassy Man Syndrome, and SMS (Sassy Man Syndrome) is not a joke, so it is important to be aware of these signs so you can seek the help necessary for those with SMS /j
Some of these examples are;
Example A
man: *says something super sassy with a smug ass look*
person: that guy has a serious case of Sassy Man Syndrome

Example B
man: *sits with a manspread*
person: I think he has a case of Sassy Man Syndrome
by VisibleConfusions May 20, 2024
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small man syndrome

Small man syndrome is the devastatingly disabling inferiority complex invariably associated with the completely and utterly debilitating death sentence disability of manletism (the catastrophically crippling condition of being a manlet, a diminutively dwarfed male shorter than 5ft10). Relentlessly driven to ever-greater extremes of manlet cope, manlet mathematics and guy height by the well-deserved bullying that the microscopic midget manlet constantly endures at the courtesy of disgusted women and laughing manmores for being a small man syndrome-infected Little Napoleon, the severely stunted small man syndrome sissy manlet can often be detected in public while loudly yelling at his mother on the phone because she wore his favorite pair of high heels again, dancing a merry jig atop of a bar stool in front of microbiology labs while dressed like a tiny, little leprechaun, begging for spare change to buy his fix of height boosting insoles in the parking lot of your local Foot Locker and crying tiny tears of manlet rage while furiously dry humping the pole of low clearance signs. Manlets, when will they learn?
Gemma: Lol, why is Kevin "Horrid Homunculus" Hart sobbingly driving around in a toy car while girlishly throwing his massive collection of high heels at that group of, by comparison towering, children over there? Anais: Classic small man syndrome. Short people got no reason. Gemma: Silly manlet boys...
by ManletDepreciator September 29, 2024
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