bench-legged

Short legs in stature

She's pretty but kind of kind of bench-legged, barely long enough to keep the dew off of it.

by J Farrell February 17, 2005

Thunder Twonk Two Legged Twat Monkey

The name of a guy, who is tall slim very attractive and a BIG FINESSER. He thinks with his good looks and smooth talk, he’ll getcha.

“Hey beautiful what’s your name, I’m AJ,”.

Oh hi you must be thunder twonk two legged twat monkey because you’re trying to finesse me into liking you.

by PrettygirlBri November 9, 2018

one eyed, one legged pirate

When you are having sex with a girl doggy style, spit on her back, then when she turns around you blow your load in one eye, and kick her in the shin and let her hop around on one leg, holding her eye.

Person 1-"Oh man Sarah's angry at me."
Person 2-"Why's that?"
Person 1-"Ah i did a one eyed, one legged pirate to her, it was funny though, watching her hop around like that!"

by JewSlap August 8, 2016

rusian cock burrito fucking with or without a lone legged chicken

a tv remote controller shoved up a chicken or bull dogs anus while twisting his ear and jacking it off while simotanisly pooring lubricant and putting bananas in his other ear and making him eat glue while shooting him up with heroin in his dick

Im going to rusian cock burrito fucking with or without a lone legged chicken my long fellow dog named sparky.

by Shitholeofalabama January 3, 2008

one-legged fuck

To be standing behind a chick going at her while she is bent over with one leg planted on the ground, the other in the air. the arm opposite the leg in the air is raised above your head like a bull-rider's.

i had that chick bent over and i was hammering her and then i started to give her a one-legged fuck.

by the supple marmoset May 29, 2003

One Legged Spider

When a man inserts his penis into a sleeping person's open mouth, and blames any of the victim's side-effects the following morning on spiders.

Jason: "Jeez my throat is sore and dry, I must've slept with my mouth open"

Kyle: "Maybe you ate a spider?"

Jason: "Was it a One Legged Spider? God-dammit that's nasty"

by MOAR!? November 27, 2011

three legged pirate

Similar to the one legged pirate, but takes a real BDSM spin to it, upon completion of a one legged pirate swiftly kick your partner in the guts, and when they hit the poop deck with two knees and a hand (on grasping the stomach) immidiently go for yar prize, and finish once more in thar booty.

The spin off to 50 shades of grey is 50 shades of red, and contains the three legged pirate as the finisher

by the quacker February 19, 2015