The girl that's the town bicycle.
The one who the whole sports team has tapped.
The one who is the reason why you and your friends are tunnel buddies now!
There you have it, thats the local pump
The one who the whole sports team has tapped.
The one who is the reason why you and your friends are tunnel buddies now!
There you have it, thats the local pump
by RowdyCanadian March 13, 2022
Get the local pumpmug. Super basic dad. Lives at Home Depot, refuses to upgrade his cellular device, and pretends to be progressive by letting his teenage daughters listen to "that cool new rap" music, but turns down the volume (or just silently cringes) at the cuss words.
Local dads have either a very stale sense of humor, bad comedic timing, or both.
Definitely collects baseball caps.
Local dads are like their coffee tumblrs; kinda hot.
A "local dad" can also be used to describe anyone, male or female, who dresses like a "local dad"... typically frumpy athleisure.
Local dads have either a very stale sense of humor, bad comedic timing, or both.
Definitely collects baseball caps.
Local dads are like their coffee tumblrs; kinda hot.
A "local dad" can also be used to describe anyone, male or female, who dresses like a "local dad"... typically frumpy athleisure.
"Harriet just sent me a snap of her at Lowes, looking for a new DIY furniture project..."
"Look at her new thrifted baseball cap!"
"Harriet is SUCH a local dad. Smh."
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"Is that Mr. Worsheschire? Our History substitute teacher? In the cereal aisle?"
"Omg he's buying Raisin Bran..."
"Such a local dad in real life. Wow."
"Look at her new thrifted baseball cap!"
"Harriet is SUCH a local dad. Smh."
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"Is that Mr. Worsheschire? Our History substitute teacher? In the cereal aisle?"
"Omg he's buying Raisin Bran..."
"Such a local dad in real life. Wow."
by Local Dad Enthusiast March 29, 2016
Get the local dadmug. A female in town who is good enough to sleep with but not good enough to date, would not bring home to mom. Probably laugh about her with the guys. Swipped right because drunk.
by Mollusc March 19, 2019
Get the Local Boppermug. A white person from Hawaii who tries to prove to everyone that they are local by going out of their way to do things to make it seem like they are not a haole. They tend to say things like "rahja" and "yessah" much too frequently and usually makes fools of themselves.
a vanilla local may say something like this: "hou bah we go grind choke pokEE" (mispronouncing "poke")
by Seth dug May 20, 2020
Get the Vanilla Localmug. Hey George, When you were in Las Vegas did you burn the locals? Fuck yeah Fred, we skipped out on the bar tab then later that night we called hotel security on the hookers so we didn’t have to pay.
by Flywarbirdfly September 11, 2020
Get the burn the localsmug. T-county def. : local old school fuckboi. Someone you have know for a long time and use to and still is a fuckboi.
I don't want people to know who this guy is. So, what should I save his contact as in my phone?
Umm how about OG local .
Umm how about OG local .
by Dlndbtch January 8, 2017
Get the OG localmug. someone who participates in mischievious acts such as coneing,soaping fountains or anything else that obstructs the normal flow of society.
by Shannanaganz February 4, 2009
Get the Local Hooliganmug.