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Josiah

Man Josiah's a bitch
by Your boy Kayden January 31, 2020
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Josiah

Josiah are great. They will always be there to talk to you, even if it’s simple responses. Josiahs have a tendency to make up new words unknown to man and always have a funny response to cheer you up. They usually have black or brown hair and dark eyebrows, they like to wear simple clothing. Josiahs often have the best voice out of the group, such voice is like a quiet stream trickling through a forest. If you find a Josiah, they are kind and gentle humans, never take advantage of them.
random person: Hey, he's really sweet, he must be a Josiah
by honeyshortcake November 30, 2022
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JOSIAH

this boy is inna full blown relationship wit dania so ya dusty ass bitches back tf up and suck a nigga dick or summ 🖕🏾👅👅👅
josiah gotta wife her name is dania
by yamsss July 12, 2022
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by Canada Ginger June 27, 2021
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Josiah

Josiah's are the gayest of all boys. They love dick. They notoriously are horrendous fisherman. They have ice cold hearts and love big barrel body women. They love to play video-games all day and waste thousands of dollars on stocks. They think they have a bright future but are completely delusional. They usually end up homeless within 5 years after graduating high-school.
Oh look at the little gay fuck, he must be a Josiah.
by CornyCobber April 18, 2022
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Josiah

Josiah is funny and cute when he wants to be and very sexual when you get to know him but be careful because he’s very fake when you give him everything but at the end of the day he still wants you to stroke his dick
Is that josiah

Yea I gave him a hand job yesterday now he won’t talk to me
by Alana……lananaaa November 15, 2021
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Josiah

A Josiah is a king, biblical speaking. He's very tall and handsome and he can sing and write songs and play piano and guitar and... well you get it. Trumpet life. Josiah's will surprise you. In bed. In a good way. Josiah's always keep their promises. If a bitch makes you lose a Josiah even for a little bit, the true love of Josiah will make you pay for the rest of your life. Everyone wants a Josiah on their team, and the most desperate people get more desperate than anything you could ever imagine. But Josiah's are disgusted by how pathetic they are. Josiah's wait for the real thing. Always. Allllll the ways. Josiah's can whoop ass, but they don't want to wind up in prison because they have a son and are ready to have more kids.
Damn! Josiah is fine as hell! But he's an angel under that red suit. Meow.
by Mamalike May 24, 2024
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