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A Joey is a hardcore Asian weeb that's hardcore enough to name himself after Joseph Joestar from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure but dumb enough to not realize that his auto-correct was on.
Human one:"Who the fuck is Joey?"
Human two:"The one that's playing his weeb anime music over there."
by NucleaRColaX May 20, 2020
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The human equivalent of a kangaroo. Got some brawn but no brain.
Person 1: ugh he's such a Joey
Person 2: I know right? look at those arms... but where's his brain?

Person 1: definitely between his legs. In the wrong head.
by The only guy thats sane-ish September 27, 2018
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A "Joey" is a mentally ill teen (non- binary or sum shit like that) who has a couple of friends,like 2/4 ppl max who dyes their hair like nothing and who have serious problems w attachment/mommy/daddy issues
Mostly introverted I think
Joey don't tell me that ur searching urself bb
Do something better in ur life hun
by Swiffer<3 November 21, 2021
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Joey is your pal.
Joey is your buddy
You: Where is everybody?
Me: Well, they're hanging out with Joey.
by pee and poop kink August 7, 2019
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Joey is an amazing guy to hang out with. He's a nice guy with permanent Jason Statham-Hairstyle. His taste of music is lit. He loves Sosa and going straight up. Joey is cooler than an cooler and also cooler than other guys, such as Johannes and Johann. A Joey knows how to be the best bro and is also an legendary dude.
If someone named Joey comes to you the shit is about to get real. A Joey is always 21 and an savage. If young Joey don't trust you, I'm gon' shoot you. It's Joey on the beat so it's not nice. I praise the Lord, then break the Joey.
by sneekonfleek April 6, 2020
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A girl who never gets embarrassed, loyal, reliable.And doesn’t care about others,says she hates everyone but you know she doesn’t. Smart yet never studies. And always honest, she says she is uglie but she is adorable.
Yesterday Joey said “ if you don’t stop I will fart,”
“Yeah, sounds like something she’d say.”
by DorkieDoodle January 14, 2018
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Joey:
An awesome -sister in law- who manages to pretend to like me EVERYDAY. That's a whole superpower on its own because I’m a handful x 2. ALWAYS extremely polite and smiley, A STRONG AND INDEPENDENT WOMAN who along with her sister, *SIDE NOTE* (you share clothes but have different styles, that's pretty impressive in my book, which means absolutely nothing and shouldn’t be used as a means of measurements but still) HAS 🔥 OUTFITS. A really cool human being, JOEY.
-Yasmeen, the yeetest sister in law of them all
-"She your sister-in-law?"
-"Not just my sister-in-law, that's my Joey right there, the best."
by Makan31114 November 9, 2018
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