The church service was so boring that I gave elder Simon a Mormon high five under a bible to keep things interesting.
by Pork Almighty September 13, 2019
by Briceps March 13, 2018
Adverb, Slang
A piece of cliché and effectively useless advice, often given by a neurotypical or outright privileged individual that wouldn't be amiss on a cat poster or a picture of a sunset or mountain.
A piece of cliché and effectively useless advice, often given by a neurotypical or outright privileged individual that wouldn't be amiss on a cat poster or a picture of a sunset or mountain.
Person 1: "Gods, I've really not had any energy as of late, I've been quite existentially tired."
Person 2 (Fool): "Oh, just think positively and try some breathing exercises to energize yourself!"
Person 1: "I would expect no less than a neurotypical high-five from a cursed creature as yourself, you who would be privilege incarnate"
Person 2 (Completely missing the point in expected fashion): "You know, that kind of pessimism is not good for your energy level!"
Person 1: If it were not for the laws of this land, I would put your head on a pike and warn the crows not even to feast upon it, for your husk sustaining such noble creatures would insult them gravely.
Person 2 (Fool): "Oh, just think positively and try some breathing exercises to energize yourself!"
Person 1: "I would expect no less than a neurotypical high-five from a cursed creature as yourself, you who would be privilege incarnate"
Person 2 (Completely missing the point in expected fashion): "You know, that kind of pessimism is not good for your energy level!"
Person 1: If it were not for the laws of this land, I would put your head on a pike and warn the crows not even to feast upon it, for your husk sustaining such noble creatures would insult them gravely.
by RadienX Chaosmaker November 12, 2020
by Shaun ness November 17, 2014
by beardlessw0nder July 24, 2023
A high five given to an unsuspecting person after applying baby powder to ones genitals. It is so-named because hotter, more humid areas necessitate such application to prevent chafing, and also because Florida is America's Wang. This is a relatively easy prank to pull, as a hanging hand is so irresistibly inviting and most people accept the invitation of a high-five without a second thought.
(Person X applies baby powder to scrotum with right hand while Person Y is in the bathroom. Person Y exits bathroom.)
Person X: Dude, we're in Florida! (holds up right hand).
Person Y: Hell yeah we are! (grants high-five).
(A faint cloud of white powder encircles the hands, and Person Y realizes he has been given a Florida High-five.)
Person X: Dude, we're in Florida! (holds up right hand).
Person Y: Hell yeah we are! (grants high-five).
(A faint cloud of white powder encircles the hands, and Person Y realizes he has been given a Florida High-five.)
by Frank the Fourth July 09, 2010
Wayside High-five= You go up to a friend who is doing something or not paying attention and slap their ass as hard as you can.
by Big Red T January 27, 2008