Mississippi Hedgehog

To squat over a person's face, allowing them to witness the majestic beauty of a hedgehog emerging from it's hole before it is forcefully thrust from the hole whence it came, with a hot wave of steaming, watery Mississippi mud.

Stephen is such a nature enthusiast that he spends almost every night admiring Mississippi Hedgehogs with his friends.

by Caevanus October 17, 2014

Angry hedgehog

Crust of poo resulting in the matting of the hairs around the arsehole. Only solution is to pull the matted hairs out.

I hate it when you have to pull the hairs out your arse, angry hedgehogs

by Marvelisshit April 27, 2016

sonic the hedgehog

Hedgehog in early 1990's cartoon that consumed mass amounts of corn dogs.

Sonic ate all the corn dogs really quickly.

by Hunter May 06, 2005

sonic the hedgehog

Was once the leading character in the greatest gaming series of all time, but has now become nothing more than a cross-platform whore.

Be honest: The original Megadrive masterpieces or the steaming hunks-of-shit that are the new games?

by Nedia March 18, 2005

Shadow the Hedgehog

Mary Sue that thinks that he's so badass, and has a bunch of blind fangirls, who think that he is theirs, when he and Rouge the Bat share love, and they are an official couple. To me, in my opinion they are a couple. I'm sorry if I offend anyone with this.

Shadow Fangirl (AKA Dumbass): SHADOW IS MINE!!111!one!!11!!!!111!ONE!! Rouge is just a titty slut!!11!1!!

Shadouge supporter (AKA Smart guy): No, he belongs to Rouge the bat, because they're actually moments of them sharing sexual emotion towards each other. Shadow the hedgehog is not yours, if he was, he would at least know your name.

by Boot_To_The_Head June 18, 2008

Sonic The Hedgehog

One of the most coolest game on the Sega Genesis. The fastest hedgehog out there, is blue. Now, Sonic is one of the biggest sell outs now, none of the games are completely how they used to be, though the same reason (Kind of like Mario games). Used to have an old cartoon show but now has a new show on Fox (Forget what the morning block is called), new show = shit, new games = shit.

Sonic was cool, but now he's not.

by Baha May 16, 2005

Sonic the Hedgehog

A faker :) Sonic is Shadow The Hedgehog fake.

As Shadow would say, "Faker!" =D
Sonic the Hedgehog is such a faker~

by Shadows Imouto~~ December 29, 2010